Monday, November 23, 2009
Where's Harry Potter?
Somewhere in this standard issue HCwDB of Vegas Party Douche and Paid-to-Pose luscious brunette Hottness, I’ve carefully hidden a grinny, creepy Harry Potter.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
That's not Harry Potter, it's the cannibal serial killer from Sin City.
doucheous killius!
… sorry.
Hey Weezer, where have we seen that day-glo-green tart before?
I like those panties.
I like those panties.
It appears that the Potter Imp is buggering that ridiculous choad between the rent-a-hots. Would explain the usual kissy face is replaced by a happy, far away look.
I like them so much it posted twice. I better control myself. No more George Dickel for ol' bourbon bill.
The reason Harry is grinning is because he has a shotgun buried in the back of that reject from the coneheads movie. Do it, Harry! Do it!!!
@Douche Wayne, 12:16 p.m. –
I don't know about the ladies here, but I swear the choad is Chin Dribble.
If not, at least that gave me a great excuse to link to that tasty little Latina hott and her black snakeskin tights. Now I gotta fwop.
Who let Cleetus out of his cage?
Weezer, once again, proves he should be in charge of the Library of Congress.
Maybe this is why I recognize her.
Hey Slim Jim Guy…
Someone wearing rosary beads should know enough to leave room for the Holy Ghost between himself and his — ahem — "dates."
It's also sad that his hump looks like a young Ray Romano… "The bells! THE BELLS!"
Neon-is Maximus!
She should be careful whose leg she humps.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Men_in_Black_II/Thumb/002MIB_Johnny_Knoxville_002.jpg
nuff said
Wheezer, I've got an exceptional memory.
But your abilities make me look like a drooling, senile old man. Wow. Just wow. Good going, my man.
@Turd
Thats funny, I didn't click on the link to see it, I knew what it was and started laughing
No Harry Potter…I see The Half Pud Prince though.
And I see The Chambermaid of Secretions
Just as Miguel started to make headway with the ladies, the talking goiter with a face erupted from his shoulder again and yelped in a high helium voice "WAZZUPPPP!".
Blue baseball cap jumped in horror as he felt Harry's Sorcerer's Stone.
Hey its joey from friends.
Good lord, those hotts would absolutely own me.
I can imagine the neon hott looking back at me in a totally different situation but with that same smile. I guy can dream can't he.
No joke I saw a girl from Tugjobs.com at a bar in Northern Kentucky last night.
If he's not between right hott's butt cheeks, I have no idea where he is.
Wait….is the Gumby-headed scrote crust nursing the last vestiges of a black eye??
Hmmmmm…perchance he had a fracas,,,involving a potential bleeth and a vigilant father?
Or maybe he caught an errant testicle to the face?
Yup, green and black. The one on the right is definitely a witch.
(ok, or a young Sea-Hag)
and the goblet of fire is in her pants.
The one on the left is clearly teaching Care of Magical Creatures, as hands like that on a woman can only have been jerking off a herd of centaurs the entire semester.
And no potion, no matter how magical, is going to be able to scrape the stuff off your johnson that sea-hag jr. would leave on it.
Anyone else notice the friggin' rock on Day-Glo Honey's ring finger? Seriously, what guy had the good sense to spend THAT kind of money on her? She must give reeeaalllly good bj's.. and have a wealthy dad. I'm not sure what else could drive one to marry her, what with all the certain drama and daddy-issue baggage.
-Bagnonymous
…that being said, I'd still pee in whatever orifice she told me was okay to do so in. Even in Rosary Douche's left nostril, if need be.
-Bagnonymous
I recognized that chick too. I'm going with the chick in the Rooster Wank pic in the Hall of Scrote. Any takers?
Matt Stafford established the rookie passing record Sunday and tied the TD record with 5
Matt Stafford established the rookie passing record Sunday and tied the TD record with 5
Matt Stafford also created the internet, can recite Pi to the 467th decimal, and can tie a cherry stem into a knot using only his tongue.
Wait…
-Bagnonymous
Ejactulus Prematuri!
Trust me: neither of these two ladies is the Holy Blue Triangle.
Not that there's anything bad about these two gals – I like curvy, delectable black sequined dress hott, but HBT is something else…..
LoL
Thanks for recognizing my various accomplishments.
Congratulations Matt Stafford
I think we've aaaaall seen that girl on Redtube before. That's why she looks familiar.
Wingardium Levi-Scrota!
uh… not looking. Too busy staring at Hottie McCheeks.
Must. Control. Rage.
Thanks for your continuing support throughout this disastrous NFL season.
Matt Stafford for rookie of the year. He is as tough as nails. Pure talent.
Matt Stafford notadouche after Sundays game he gets a pass from me.
48th and suck my dick
Looks like someone gots body issues…
Usually is the small head that's the douche.
Oh, and Neon's baby bump is showing. Party on while there's still time, welfare mom. In a couple months you'll have to choose diapers over draft beers and formula over fake nails.
But in the end, the kid will pay for it, won't he…she…it?
Holymarymotheroflaughmyfuckingassoff.
His anima is so confused it "went animus."
Oh, and dig those Jungfraus.
This pic is hilarious because that guy in the background knows something about those girls that the DB doesn't… And by "something" I mean asymptomatic gonorrhea… And by asymtomatic I mean that they have it but I would still plug them anyway.
haha, pinchie puto