Best Golden Globes
Here’s one category where we all win. And by win, I mean jagoozgas.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #1: The Eiffel Towers
Tattines.
Num nums.
Hablueybloos.
Joy mounds.
Gazangas.
Hills.
Mountains.
Things I want to touch.
Things I really want to touch.
Things that bore me after coitus.
Zeppelins.
Chesticles.
Flesh pillows.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #2: The Anchor Chin’s Raquel
Jiffy Pops.
Mumbai air breads.
Squeeze boxes.
Jiggle Joys.
Air Hockeys.
Nub Nubs.
Playthings.
Destroyers of higher brain function.
Suckle cannons.
Gum Guns.
Hypnotic Kreskins.
Grub Toys.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #3: Charleez
Mammaries.
Mamtastic Chewtoys.
Two Stooges.
Airbags.
Baby feeders.
headlights.
Honkers.
Bewbs.
Huminas.
Skin Balloons.
Magambos.
Milk Jagerbombs.
Wahoos.
Best Golden Globes Finalist #4: The Bada Bing Boobs
Melons.
Mounds.
Squee.
Jello cups.
Albert Einsteins.
Frankfurt Cheesecakes.
The Primary Reason for the Downfall of all Major Empires.
Devolution Cupcakes.
Ta’s.
Bouncy mentions to Musical Cleavite, Sexy Sadie, The Temple Mount and Keith Barely Tries.
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