Monday, December 14, 2009

Douchiest Hipsterbag: The Hipsterbag


From September, this smarmy tool throwing his alterna-game at the ladies reminds us that from S.F.’s Mission District to Austin, Texas, from Williamsburg, Brooklyn to suburban Seattle, from Athens, Georgia, to Silverlake, L.A., Jerz Pud isn’t the only form of douche out there.

Here’s to you, Hipsterbag.

Now stop drinking cheap Mexican grape soda with ironic panache. Put down the Panic at the Disco playing iTouch. Stop referencing how hilarious your road trip to Dollywood was after Coachella last year.

Great. Now I want to go to Dollywood. Stupid cheerful music.

# posted by douchebag1

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