Friday, December 11, 2009

Douchiest Imitation of Deathtongue: The Hurt Licker


In honor of the legendary 2008 Douchie winner Deathtongue, The Hurt Licker, from September, takes the 2009 Douchie named in his honor.

For licking a poetic doe with all the charm of a greased up hairbag coughed up by a cat with typhus, this is a Douchie Award well deserved.

(Dis)honorable mention to Steven King’s ‘The Tongue.'”

# posted by douchebag1

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