Friday, December 4, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


Where’s Santa Claus? On the hottie/douchey horizon.

But not before the 2009 Douchie Awards have been fully celebrated.

Here’s your Friday Links:

You know what would make a great stocking stuffer and holiday gift this season? The HCwDB book, of course.

Buy it. Yeah you. Mister or Missus “I’ll Get Around To It” who’s been reading the site for free for years. Pony up, scroteface.

Cat Hardy goes trolling for pussy.

The Wall Street Journal tries to stay hip with the kids by describing the man cleavage phenomenon. If the WSJ really wants to track douchebags, they can start with their editorial department. Using fifty cent words to deny science still means you’re an idiot.

It seems like a ton of sites on the interwebs are jumping on the Funny Oompa Loompa Orange Guy photos bandwagon. Just remember where it all started.

PeeWee’s Playhouse just got weird once they adapted it for B.E.T.

Cleveland Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore puts in a late play for Douchiest Athlete of the Year. (warning, baseball bat nearly visible)

Anyone who thinks the war on scrotebaggery is over, think again.

And if that Ed Hardy link depressed you, here’s your cheer up:

Froth Pear, and More Froth Pear.

And Ass Pear: The Movie.
(look for the brilliant use of Eisensteinian Soviet-Montage at 1:20)

Mmm… chompy.

# posted by douchebag1

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