Monday, December 14, 2009

Greatest Crisis of Modernity: The Sterilizer


What’s clear is that the 2009 Douchie Awards are the “Year of the Orange.”

From October, The Sterilizer challenges all of our suppositions regarding cultural progress through the simple act of tweased eyebrows and tongue.

Poor Carol. All she wanted was free drinks at the house party.

(Dis)honorable mention to Orangina, the bizarre everydouche Morris and I Can Haz Preposterous, all of whom cause academic philosophers to punch kittens in the nadsack.

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