Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hottest Girl Next Door Hott: Cynthia


I felt certain that her sideways peace signs would disqualify her, the voters clearly showed that jean shorts trump all. And lets not forget Cynthia #2.

The voters speak:

saulgoode42: While they’re all delectable, it’s Cynthia by a mile. And by a mile I mean I’d buy a mile’s worth of rose petals just to lead her into the woods and over to grandma’ house for some tea and crumpets.

jonezy: Cynthia all the way, without a doubt. Her angelic smile in pic #2 should be linked into the “About Me” section where it says Hotties. She is the perfect example of the innocent Hott that makes douchebaggery so frightening here at HCwDB.com

End the Haberdouchery: Cynthia. She is perfection. I would clean the queen’s stables for a year just so a midget in a lucha libre costume would slap me in the face with her used tampon.

Saving Private Guido: I usually don’t dip into the Arizona State freshman class (though I wouldn’t mind), but I have to give this to Cynthia. She is such a perfect little lamb… so tiny & tight. That smile is a killer.

Anonymous: I would totally kidnap cynthia and take her to an exotic island where we would swim with turtles, throw sand at each other, and giggle like school girls. Than have her rub the excess tanning oil on me with those beautiful drumsticks. Allegedly of course.

Regardless, Cynthia is all we imagine and hope lives next door to us. A well deserved 2009 Douchie Award.

# posted by douchebag1

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