Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hottest Hott of the Year (Bracket 2)

Your four finalists for Hottest Hott of the Year Bracket #2 (Blonde Division):

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #1: Super ‘Baggio’s Clarissa

Clarissa is tasty high class hottness, and probably should’ve been in the running for Most Expensive First Date Hott.

But she gets her shot for the biggest prize of hottness at the 2009 Douchie Awards instead.

Clarissa and Super Baggio first appeared in late July, only to make a subsequent Brunette appearance in a Friday Haiku.

Then Super Baggio itself made an appearance in the comments threads, meriting a third pic posting, and sounding like an okay guy. This defused much of the Pumpy-esque mock.

But we’re not here to mock Baggio. We’re here to vote a co-hottest-hott 2009 Douchie. And Clarissa is well deserving.

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #2: Francine

This tasty, supple blonde is the better half of the HCwDB of the Year semifinalist coupling with Mack the Nozzle.

Yet here she gets her own shot at a Douchie Award.

Her lucious same-head-tilt pic made a huge hott splash on the site with her giggle coyness in pic 2, and on her own sans-Nozz, here, here and here.

Her smile is sweet and golden.

Her taste in douche is rank.

She walks among the nightclub uber-choads without falter.

But is it enough to win a 2009 Douchie Award?

We shall see. For there is also…

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #3: Charleez

Who, come to think of it, looks remarkably like Francine. Weird.

Not satisfied that Charleez deserves Hott of the Year consideration?

How’s about Exhibit B: Charleez in the pool.

You look at that pic and tell me we live in a godless universe.

I thought not.

Pic #2, pic #3 and pic #4 all add to the legend of The Cheez’s blondie hott conquest.

Grwowowowoww….

What’s that Cheez?

Mmeeeee likeeee booobiess…

So do I, Cheez.

So do I.

And your fourth contestant….

Hottest Hott of the Year Finalist #4: Jake Whatupguy’s Mariah

Because I’m not doing an entire blonde category, being the brunette/librarian fan that I am.

From just a few weeks ago in early December, Jake Whatupguy’s Mariah made an immediate impact.

I concur in Mariah’s purity of essence and sweet, wholesome smile. The regs turned her into a folkloric HCwDB hott finalist, and who is my drunk ass to disagree?

Here’s Mariah’s big shot in the Finals. She’s an underdog.

But she’s got gumption, kid.

And by gumption, I mean the smile of eternal life and the denial of death’s inevitable decay.

And reallllly hott potential librarian glasses eyes.

Which earns her definite HoHo points.

Vote now.

# posted by douchebag1

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