Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hottest Librarian Hott: Dewey Hott


After that “Poopaloompa is Satan” pic I owe you. Here’s a favorite category at the 2009 Douchies. Hottest Librarian Hott.

Dewey Hott appeared all the way back in February. Her perfect, unstained beauty haunts me to this day.

I would spin cycle through a bazaar filled with Armenian Bedouin fermented leather traders wearing only a plaid leotard just for the chance to fact check her autobiography.

The other ascendant Librarian Hott of 2009 appeared in July in a pic devoid of douche, and thus not really qualified to win an HCwDB Douchie.

So give it up to Dewey Hott for a well deserved 2009 Douchie Award.

And someone slap Tonguey McChoad there in the face. With a washrag. Dipped in wasabe.

# posted by douchebag1

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