Sunday, December 13, 2009

Most European Eurobag: The Eurobag


I thought the Nordic Viking might give this Franco-pudwack a run for the money. And Greasy Vincente brought a super hottie and greasy chest to the game.

But the power of Monique’s hottness and bedazzled jeans were too much to prevent our 2009 Douchie Winner from taking the prize that shares his name. The voters speak:

infallible: Eurobag was named such for a reason. He personifies the special smell of scrote that is unique to the continent across the Atlantic. Nordic Viking could be found in any southern dance club, and Greasy Vincente would be right at home in Jerz. But Eurobag has that continental “charm” all wrapped up in that manner that’s similar to the American douche, but different in just a few significant ways.

Jacques Doucheteau: Eurobag’s alpaca sweater FTW.

The Desert Douchehunter: At first glance, I was inclined to pass on Eurobag and give it to Nordic Viking. This is until I saw… Bedazzled Euro Jeans!!! It made my head melt like an extra in Raider of the Lost Ark.

Douche Dastardly: Eurobag would win on gay sweater alone. But bedazzled jeans make this a runaway victory. And then there is the little thing called Monique she is euro hotness to the 10x The black spandex and her slight bra reveal makes me want to brake out the old french 101: Je tiens à vous baiser la poire ass

Maxim Kovalenko: Eurobag! Just because of the crystal, old school D&D dice superglued to his jeans.

Douche shower and shave: I think Eurobag drinks chardoney, has a euro-lisp and has atleast 2 cats. The jeans he did himself. I’m just thinking… Eurobag for a beating and the win.

Joe Smith: The Eurobag is the total package and should win this category no contest. Looks at his clothes, hair and discolored skin, sweet tap dancing Jesus how could he not win?

Mr. White: Monique is why you learned to say “moped,” “lick,” and “Where is the pharmacy?” in French in 9th grade. Eurobag is why, during my recent vacation to the U.K., I snuck through the Chunnel late one night and stalked the streets of Paris with a deep-fried Snickers bar wrapped in an American flag, looking to commit an unspeakable crime.

An hilarious voting thread, as always, and the Eurobag takes home a well bedazzled 2009 Douchie Award.

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