Thursday, December 17, 2009
Most Likely to be a Part of the HCwDB Show at the Guggenheim Museum in 2023: “Pool Pear”
From April. I dub this piece, “Pool Pear.” It will be centrally featured at my first major gallery show at New York’s Guggenheim museum in 2023. I will be hailed as the first neopostmodern classicist. Even though I am not the first. Which is the point.
I will not sully its composition by placing a 2009 Douchie Award graphic on it, but it is our 2009 Douchie Winner.
I have carefully calibrated its composition to display elements of Ass Pear, hidden Waldouche, and existential query into the meaningless circuity of life within our fragmented post-human framework.
Other works to be included in my gallery show will include Ass Pear in Chains, Still Life with Wheelbarrow,and FratsnHotts Playing Pool.
