Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Years Stackhouse: Stackhouse Runs the Dishwasher on Pre Wash and Heat Dry


HCwDB douche poet, Stackhouse, whispers stalkerish words of woo on his ex-girlfriend’s Facebook wall:

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I love you baby….miss u so much xoxox

xoxoxo miss u baby dont be sad baby bear…

i love u so much and cant wait for this weekend xoxox love u baby..merry xmas 🙂 wish u were under my tree

stay away from D BAGS or ill run the diishwasher on pre wash and heat dry

At least u get to observe good looking people, Noxville just may be the capital for people who gave up along time ago on self worth lol. Every bar serves food and all the booths are wooden lol, they don’t even know what a DJ is, I’m telling u I’m in a mini concentration camp of bad taste and no fun

Get ur irish drinking shoes on Las, ur #1 mate is ready to tell class to piss off and go crush pints with u 🙂 Don’t give me that non scense.

I thought u looked cute in all those pictures. I guess I’m only good at eating food and lifting weights lol. Have fun on the tredmill, don’t get tazed Ur such a philosipher. No wonder I love u so much!
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It’s like a sonnet by Italian poet Francesco Petrarch to his object of adoration, Laura. If you removed all wit, eloquence and pathos, and replaced it with bodyspray.

Get Some Happy New Year!!

# posted by douchebag1

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