Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Stackhouse the Poet Makes Smart People Think Their F*cking Retarded


Autistic savant free-verse artist, Stackhouse, provides us with another New Years poem. I’ve titled this one, “Some Good Old Fashion HIV Cream Pies Up Ur Ass”:

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I’m so f*cking smart, I make smart people think their f*cking retarded

Men do not cry, men do not pout, they jack u in the f*cking jaw

Dude says let me get a jack and coke and a water. My interpretation to that: can I get a smoking hot dime piece who makes me lose my mind and a condom to f*ck her with. Lol, f*cking cowards drinking water at the bar..what’s next homo’s, u bringing sand to the beach?

Somthing thats been bothering me….I dont understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling’s legal, f*cking’s legal, why isnt selling f*cking legal? Why should it be illegal to sell somthing thats perfectly legal to give away?….just dont get it

F*ck u sprint…f*ck with my 3g like that again and ill cut ur ass. What’s popin jump offs

Some dirt bag stabbed my boys brother in the head and in the chest..my man didnt even go down…next time any dumb f*cks out there try taking down a boss dude with muscles think twice…either end up gettin f*cked up, or sent to prison for some good old fashion HIV cream pies up ur ass…GET SOME

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EDIT: Reader K writes in to point out that Stackhouse’s first two sentences are actually quotes from the sequel to the Boondock Saints, All Saints Day. Way to stay hip with the indie street cred, Stacky. Get some.

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