Wednesday, December 2, 2009
West Side Douchey
PIC DELETED
Gee, Officer Krupke, he’s very upset;
He never got the love that ev’ry child oughta get.
He ain’t no delinquent,
He’s misunderstood!
Deep down inside him… he’s still a douche.
Yup. I was watching Curb again.
Ladies, carry on with the hott fondling. It does a body good.
"Chunderstood"?
I blew chunks when I looked at him.
I blew my load when I looked at them.
Look how happy these hotts look having excluded Chad from their love huddle.
Justice.
Josh Lucas attempts to show the ladies how Eric Bana "Hulked out" in the movie they did together.
Uberstooge?
They are so hot you could make pancakes by pouring batter on their stomachs. I'd love to put some batter on their stomachs…
Under-stool?
This dude must be into glass bottom boats
No misunderstanding that this guy is a douche. I think he stole the hat from the community college drama class prop department.
Hott on the left has a little Parker Posey vibe going on there, which I find particularly attractive…
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13839/11_2008/ActressPa_Jeffr_14561503_600.preview.jpg
@ Justin
Thank you for expanding my vocabulary today, I will do my best to use "glass-bottom boat" at least twice before the day ends.
Did I mention that milk came spewing from my nose when I read the definition?
Did I mention that I wasn't even drinkig milk?
Or did I mention that I don't have a nose?
Yeah, pretty weird.
"Misunderstood"? It's not that difficult. You're a douche. That's the easiest quiz I've ever taken.
^ S.S.S.
If you like glass-bottom boats, you'll love an alaskan pipeline!
Enjoy!
Whattadouche. Glad these girls had the smarts to leave him out of their hug-fest.
^ Justin
Choad here looks like he got a dirty sanchez for chin pubes.
Love that Urban Dictionary.
And by urban dictionary I mean lady love.
The Alaskan Pipeline, wow. Is there some allusion to Sarah Palin wrapped up in that? There should be, if not.
@ Justin
BWAHAHAHAHA
Christ almighty, I laughed do hard that I pooped… into a condom… then froze it.
Not quite sure what I'm going to do with it yet.
DøömFïsst had an idea on how to handle frozen feces – check the 6:30 a.m post.
When Sarah Palin experienced her first "Alaskan Pipeline," she swore she could see Russia's Kamshatka Peninsula's volcanoes, and likened her subsequent orgasms to their eruptions.
Wheezer, your powers terrify me, get out of my brain…
And my poop freezer.
And my poop freezer.
Do you have poopsicles in there? Freezces?
^ Don't have any Freezces, but I do have some Flintstones Push-Poops, a favorite since my childhood in San Dungo.
I'll bet New Englanders have heard of Freezces, especially those from Shartford.
Another Jason Mraz 'bag.
Or is that a Neyo 'bag?
Oh lord, please don't let me be… misunderstood.
–VS
Jimmy Durante's lost testicle found. Good job ladies.
Arthur Kade can learn a thing or two from Officer Krupke.
and by "learn" i mean… well… i don't think you'd want to know.
For once the ONLY correct reaction to being near a douchebag is demonstrated by these two young ladies.
Some day the gastro surgeon will be removing this turdwank's inflamed appendix and there will be a misunderstanding.
Blanderstoodge?
Oh we understand MOFO. There's two ladies getting down with thier bad selves 6 inches away from you and if you sprung a boner you would still be three inches short of contact, and all you can do is mug for your buddies and show off your homo erotic tat. Come on man! Go get some more ink. That will make it better. And by better I mean one step closer to suicide.
French for Shower.
My previous comment sounds a little negative. i have to apologise to Douchey. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Lets face it it's not like you have any game with the ladies, look your driving them to lesbianism. Some of the real muscle scum or even the Guidos seem to have some kind of invisible Mack that they lay down on the Hotts that just makes us shake our heads in dissapointment, but you Dude are no threat at all. None. You may as well be casterated or have shit your pants the ladies have already turned thier backs on you.
French for Shower.
Peace.
Don't worry about it, Anon. He'll be the star of the new movie I'm making called "I'm 25 year old college virgin douche."
panderstooq?
Gee, Officer Krupke, douche you!
Misunderstood? We get it, you're gay.
Two college hotts continued their loving embrace while college dropout Chris showed the reason for his douchie status and his propensity to 'waldouche' himself in photo's…a birthmark labeling him misunderstood.
God hates you Chris and its there for all to see on your flabby tum.
Regards,
Douche Pitt
Fox News
(The early years)
As the headlines scrolled across Everett’s abdomen, Lucretia and Antoinette administered a pleasing embrace, knowing their unabashed hero, Dick Nixon, was simply a “misunderstood” victim of Woodward and Bernstein’s malicious sleuthing.
As their patient rolled up his gown in preparation for his liver transplant, Dr. Eustice engaged in a heartwarming embrace with her favorite surgical technician, before applying her scalpel to the meticulously plotted lines across the warm thorax.
UBERSTOOL?
What did he poop himself again?
I can't help but wonder what that will say in 10 years when this douche has put on 50 pounds…
…and is still a virgin
…and by virgin I mean front seats to a lesbian rampage!
The Arthur Kade hat really doesn't help this guy. That tatt will look great in about 20 years you fucking Douche!
I've got a good feeling that the poop freezer is a couple good jokes away from being absorbed into the HCwDB lexicon.
Al Bundy claimed that he was always misunderstood by Peg. Now he's making a comeback (don't call it a comeback! I've been here for years…) in the new Fox series "Sad Single Douche with Tatts". I think the premiere is this Saturday at 3:14am.
Al Bundy was surprised that someone scooped the poop from his failed attempt at a glass bottom boat and saved it for the Alaskan Pipeline as his daughter and her date made out furiously.
Their eyes are saying come, join us.
You know, this has a very high douche-to-hott ratio. Not because the douche is so douchey (got the dumb hat, shirt pull for ab reveal, ridiculous tatt, stupid look on his face, but nothing uber-douche about him), but because really, is there anything hotter than two hotts doing the pseudo-lesbian posing for the camera? I mean, besides doing an *actual* lesbian thing on a bed while I'm underneath them, of course.
Bündestood?
Anyone here speak German?
Also, Jason Mrrrraz (however you spell it) wants his hat back.
I'm going to interpret it as "misunderstood".
Oh, no, I understand you perfectly.
You are a hot scoop of tapioca diarrhea.
Now quit getting "deep" tattoos. You're obviously a low-rent pudwank, mmmmmkay?
I heard there was frozen porch beef in that poop freezer Maw and Paw keep out back.
And…the inevitable take-down request comes along…
Yeah…there's no misunderstanding involved…he's a complete and utter choadwank douche!
…with no sense of humour…and no huevos
had his pic taken down?
FAG!
I find it surprising that Westside finds these comments to be objectionable. Obviously he misunderstood our intentions. We love you man.
French for Shower.
Currently looking over my shoulder hoping Westside doesn't roll up on me and hit me with his man bag.
Queer!