Wednesday, December 2, 2009

West Side Douchey

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Gee, Officer Krupke, he’s very upset;
He never got the love that ev’ry child oughta get.
He ain’t no delinquent,
He’s misunderstood!
Deep down inside him… he’s still a douche.

Yup. I was watching Curb again.

Ladies, carry on with the hott fondling. It does a body good.

# posted by douchebag1
12:48 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

"Chunderstood"?

I blew chunks when I looked at him.

I blew my load when I looked at them.

12:48 am December, 2 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Look how happy these hotts look having excluded Chad from their love huddle.

Justice.

12:51 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

Josh Lucas attempts to show the ladies how Eric Bana "Hulked out" in the movie they did together.

12:53 am December, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

Uberstooge?

They are so hot you could make pancakes by pouring batter on their stomachs. I'd love to put some batter on their stomachs…

1:36 am December, 2 Justin said...

Under-stool?

This dude must be into glass bottom boats

1:37 am December, 2 PornPosingWithParkerPosey said...

No misunderstanding that this guy is a douche. I think he stole the hat from the community college drama class prop department.

Hott on the left has a little Parker Posey vibe going on there, which I find particularly attractive…

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13839/11_2008/ActressPa_Jeffr_14561503_600.preview.jpg

1:54 am December, 2 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

@ Justin

Thank you for expanding my vocabulary today, I will do my best to use "glass-bottom boat" at least twice before the day ends.

Did I mention that milk came spewing from my nose when I read the definition?

Did I mention that I wasn't even drinkig milk?

Or did I mention that I don't have a nose?

Yeah, pretty weird.

2:01 am December, 2 Mitch Cumstein said...

"Misunderstood"? It's not that difficult. You're a douche. That's the easiest quiz I've ever taken.

2:07 am December, 2 Justin said...

^ S.S.S.

If you like glass-bottom boats, you'll love an alaskan pipeline!

Enjoy!

2:19 am December, 2 Dicy said...

Whattadouche. Glad these girls had the smarts to leave him out of their hug-fest.

2:25 am December, 2 Hector, Tamer of Douches said...

^ Justin

Choad here looks like he got a dirty sanchez for chin pubes.

Love that Urban Dictionary.

And by urban dictionary I mean lady love.

2:28 am December, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

The Alaskan Pipeline, wow. Is there some allusion to Sarah Palin wrapped up in that? There should be, if not.

2:30 am December, 2 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

@ Justin

BWAHAHAHAHA

Christ almighty, I laughed do hard that I pooped… into a condom… then froze it.

Not quite sure what I'm going to do with it yet.

2:33 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

DøömFïsst had an idea on how to handle frozen feces – check the 6:30 a.m post.

2:41 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

When Sarah Palin experienced her first "Alaskan Pipeline," she swore she could see Russia's Kamshatka Peninsula's volcanoes, and likened her subsequent orgasms to their eruptions.

2:46 am December, 2 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Wheezer, your powers terrify me, get out of my brain…

And my poop freezer.

2:49 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

And my poop freezer.

Do you have poopsicles in there? Freezces?

2:57 am December, 2 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

^ Don't have any Freezces, but I do have some Flintstones Push-Poops, a favorite since my childhood in San Dungo.

3:01 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

I'll bet New Englanders have heard of Freezces, especially those from Shartford.

3:05 am December, 2 pv1 said...

Another Jason Mraz 'bag.

3:06 am December, 2 pv1 said...

Or is that a Neyo 'bag?

3:10 am December, 2 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

Oh lord, please don't let me be… misunderstood.

–VS

3:46 am December, 2 Captain Bringdown said...

Jimmy Durante's lost testicle found. Good job ladies.

3:50 am December, 2 Steve L. said...

Arthur Kade can learn a thing or two from Officer Krupke.

and by "learn" i mean… well… i don't think you'd want to know.

3:54 am December, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

For once the ONLY correct reaction to being near a douchebag is demonstrated by these two young ladies.

Some day the gastro surgeon will be removing this turdwank's inflamed appendix and there will be a misunderstanding.

4:44 am December, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Blanderstoodge?

5:04 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

Oh we understand MOFO. There's two ladies getting down with thier bad selves 6 inches away from you and if you sprung a boner you would still be three inches short of contact, and all you can do is mug for your buddies and show off your homo erotic tat. Come on man! Go get some more ink. That will make it better. And by better I mean one step closer to suicide.

French for Shower.

5:10 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

My previous comment sounds a little negative. i have to apologise to Douchey. I don't want you to kill yourself.

Lets face it it's not like you have any game with the ladies, look your driving them to lesbianism. Some of the real muscle scum or even the Guidos seem to have some kind of invisible Mack that they lay down on the Hotts that just makes us shake our heads in dissapointment, but you Dude are no threat at all. None. You may as well be casterated or have shit your pants the ladies have already turned thier backs on you.

French for Shower.

Peace.

5:17 am December, 2 OG said...

Don't worry about it, Anon. He'll be the star of the new movie I'm making called "I'm 25 year old college virgin douche."

panderstooq?

5:49 am December, 2 Doo Schnozzle said...

Gee, Officer Krupke, douche you!

7:03 am December, 2 Miss Anon said...

Misunderstood? We get it, you're gay.

7:06 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

Two college hotts continued their loving embrace while college dropout Chris showed the reason for his douchie status and his propensity to 'waldouche' himself in photo's…a birthmark labeling him misunderstood.
God hates you Chris and its there for all to see on your flabby tum.

Regards,
Douche Pitt

7:11 am December, 2 Crucial Head said...

Fox News
(The early years)

As the headlines scrolled across Everett’s abdomen, Lucretia and Antoinette administered a pleasing embrace, knowing their unabashed hero, Dick Nixon, was simply a “misunderstood” victim of Woodward and Bernstein’s malicious sleuthing.

7:17 am December, 2 Crucial Head said...

As their patient rolled up his gown in preparation for his liver transplant, Dr. Eustice engaged in a heartwarming embrace with her favorite surgical technician, before applying her scalpel to the meticulously plotted lines across the warm thorax.

12:13 pm December, 2 Douche, shower and shave said...

UBERSTOOL?
What did he poop himself again?

2:49 pm December, 2 The Desert Douchehunter said...

I can't help but wonder what that will say in 10 years when this douche has put on 50 pounds…

…and is still a virgin

…and by virgin I mean front seats to a lesbian rampage!

3:05 pm December, 2 Hank Moody said...

The Arthur Kade hat really doesn't help this guy. That tatt will look great in about 20 years you fucking Douche!

4:38 pm December, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

I've got a good feeling that the poop freezer is a couple good jokes away from being absorbed into the HCwDB lexicon.

4:39 pm December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Al Bundy claimed that he was always misunderstood by Peg. Now he's making a comeback (don't call it a comeback! I've been here for years…) in the new Fox series "Sad Single Douche with Tatts". I think the premiere is this Saturday at 3:14am.

4:41 pm December, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Al Bundy was surprised that someone scooped the poop from his failed attempt at a glass bottom boat and saved it for the Alaskan Pipeline as his daughter and her date made out furiously.

5:22 pm December, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Their eyes are saying come, join us.

8:19 pm December, 2 Bob said...

You know, this has a very high douche-to-hott ratio. Not because the douche is so douchey (got the dumb hat, shirt pull for ab reveal, ridiculous tatt, stupid look on his face, but nothing uber-douche about him), but because really, is there anything hotter than two hotts doing the pseudo-lesbian posing for the camera? I mean, besides doing an *actual* lesbian thing on a bed while I'm underneath them, of course.

8:24 pm December, 2 BillDouchiest the Wild Swine said...

Bündestood?

Anyone here speak German?

Also, Jason Mrrrraz (however you spell it) wants his hat back.

4:02 am December, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I'm going to interpret it as "misunderstood".

Oh, no, I understand you perfectly.

You are a hot scoop of tapioca diarrhea.

Now quit getting "deep" tattoos. You're obviously a low-rent pudwank, mmmmmkay?

6:54 am December, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

I heard there was frozen porch beef in that poop freezer Maw and Paw keep out back.

5:22 pm December, 3 The Lame Patrol said...

And…the inevitable take-down request comes along…

Yeah…there's no misunderstanding involved…he's a complete and utter choadwank douche!

…with no sense of humour…and no huevos

6:01 pm December, 3 Al Gore's Scrotum said...

had his pic taken down?

FAG!

6:40 pm December, 3 Anonymous said...

I find it surprising that Westside finds these comments to be objectionable. Obviously he misunderstood our intentions. We love you man.

French for Shower.

Currently looking over my shoulder hoping Westside doesn't roll up on me and hit me with his man bag.

9:28 pm December, 3 Anonymous said...

Queer!

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