Monday, December 28, 2009

Your Monday Jesus Pecs


With New Years fast approaching, we’ll hold the first 2010 HCwDB of the Week next week.

This week, updates will continue in my drunken and semi-vacationed state.

Your humble narrator is stumbling around lower Manhattan drunk on cheap wines, trying to find a bodega for HoHos at 2am after playing fourteen consecutive games of Duck Hunter. All whilst staring at East Coast educated hottie boob reveal.

Because sexy librarian hotties in bars arching eyebrows at me make the mortal coil worth enduring.

While faux-grease-haired Jesus Pecs haunt our collective psyche and rot our culture like a festering nodal polyp.

The mocking will continue in 2010. Oh yes. It will continue. For our mission statement has not yet accomplished its goal.

Meanwhile, The 2009 Douchie Awards got some nice press over at our favorite alt-weekly in the heart of Douche Mecca, Las Vegas Weekly. Captain Bringdown for the first-strike response.

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