Friday, January 8, 2010

Friday Haiku


Supermang takes Lana,
To his “Fortress of Douchitude,”
Busts x-ray chin strap.

Li’l Oompa Loompa
Can’t you see, this hott’s too big
For your shortcomings

— Dicy

Daily Planet called:
“Lois, we have scoop for you.”
She heard: “Scoop some poo.”

— Wheezer

The Kardouchians
Cannot keep up with Doctor
Girlfriend and Monarch

— Jean Claude Van Douche

Mang is not super.
He’s all-black like the Dark Blight.
I’d crush her batcave.

— End the Haberdouchery

SuperMang lacks size
But more than makes up for it
With stench of ten men

— Yahoo Scrotius

Mummenschanz douchebag?
Lana’s eyes tell the real truth
More like Munchinschanz

— Mr. Scrotato Head

He is from Smallville
He is small from head to toe
that includes his nads

— Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride

# posted by douchebag1

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