Friday, January 8, 2010
Friday Haiku
Supermang takes Lana,
To his “Fortress of Douchitude,”
Busts x-ray chin strap.
Li’l Oompa Loompa
Can’t you see, this hott’s too big
For your shortcomings
— Dicy
Daily Planet called:
“Lois, we have scoop for you.”
She heard: “Scoop some poo.”
— Wheezer
The Kardouchians
Cannot keep up with Doctor
Girlfriend and Monarch
— Jean Claude Van Douche
Mang is not super.
He’s all-black like the Dark Blight.
I’d crush her batcave.
— End the Haberdouchery
SuperMang lacks size
But more than makes up for it
With stench of ten men
— Yahoo Scrotius
Mummenschanz douchebag?
Lana’s eyes tell the real truth
More like Munchinschanz
— Mr. Scrotato Head
He is from Smallville
He is small from head to toe
that includes his nads
— Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride
