Friday Haiku
Empty frame frames Sue,
Is that Milli? Vanilli?
Blame it on the lame.
Hispanic Tupac?
I know you are Thug 4 Life
But pleather. Really?
– jonezy
Zoolander called.
Wants his douche face back now bitch!
This Haiku might suck.
— Vacuum Cleaner Bagg
Edward James Almost
Almost had a chance with Sue
Til she got a whiff
— saulgoode42
Was is Goethe who said,
“My yams produce a gel that
smells like this guys’ stache!”
– “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock
This is self portrait
By the established artist
Pablows Bigbozo.
– Crucial Head
Do you remember
Where you were the night that Sue
Realized she likes girls.
– Dicy
Montel Williams looks
To expand his resumé
as expert poo thief
— Sergeant Scrote Stain
Purse lipped douchebag Prince
And the Little Red Corvette
God weeps purple rain
— The ‘Baggernaut
