Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday Haiku


Empty frame frames Sue,
Is that Milli? Vanilli?
Blame it on the lame.

Hispanic Tupac?
I know you are Thug 4 Life
But pleather. Really?

– jonezy

Zoolander called.
Wants his douche face back now bitch!
This Haiku might suck.

— Vacuum Cleaner Bagg

Edward James Almost
Almost had a chance with Sue
Til she got a whiff

— saulgoode42

Was is Goethe who said,
“My yams produce a gel that
smells like this guys’ stache!”

– “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock

This is self portrait
By the established artist
Pablows Bigbozo.

– Crucial Head

Do you remember
Where you were the night that Sue
Realized she likes girls.

– Dicy

Montel Williams looks
To expand his resumé
as expert poo thief

— Sergeant Scrote Stain

Purse lipped douchebag Prince
And the Little Red Corvette
God weeps purple rain

— The ‘Baggernaut

# posted by douchebag1

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