Friday, January 22, 2010

Friday Haiku


Sweet Beth from Baja,
James Bond villain “Doctor Flame,”
Has jumped in your car.

They grew in like this
Claims orange faced skunk haired tool
Dont believe a word

— Douchesquire

orange orange skin,
bleach blond hair faux pyramid,
eyebrow sculpted, tool.

— uscrascal

Oddjobs gay son blowjob
Kissylips and peace sign hand
Beth will jump from car

— E-blos last thought

Brandon Lee’s corpse makes
Huge comback in “Crouching Pump-
kin Hidden Drag Queen”

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Who knew that gay porn
also came in Kung Fu theme?
Enter the Exit

— Mr. White

Explosives expert
Rides “bitch” in back seat after
Bomb explodes in face

– Bagnonymous

Clothes by Ed Hardy
Orange skin is by Minwax
Eyebrows by Sharpie

— scrotum pole

# posted by douchebag1

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