Friday, January 22, 2010
Friday Haiku
Sweet Beth from Baja,
James Bond villain “Doctor Flame,”
Has jumped in your car.
They grew in like this
Claims orange faced skunk haired tool
Dont believe a word
— Douchesquire
orange orange skin,
bleach blond hair faux pyramid,
eyebrow sculpted, tool.
— uscrascal
Oddjobs gay son blowjob
Kissylips and peace sign hand
Beth will jump from car
— E-blos last thought
Brandon Lee’s corpse makes
Huge comback in “Crouching Pump-
kin Hidden Drag Queen”
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Who knew that gay porn
also came in Kung Fu theme?
Enter the Exit
— Mr. White
Explosives expert
Rides “bitch” in back seat after
Bomb explodes in face
– Bagnonymous
Clothes by Ed Hardy
Orange skin is by Minwax
Eyebrows by Sharpie
— scrotum pole
