Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday Haiku


Captain Bronze and bro,
Lil’ Sis may not be legal,
Not even at sea.

Captain my Captain!
The trip done,the douche prize won
And Walt Whitman weeps

— Franklin DealorNoDoucheifelt

Captain Ramius:
“I present to you my ship,
The Pink Coccktober.”

– Mr. White

Somali Pirates
Open franchise on Lake Mead
Business is not good

– Mr. Scrotato Head

Pinky and the bag
Bleethling is not part of group
Finger points to why

– E-blo’s last thought

Crew of the US
Navy’s maiden voyage on
USS Rainbow

— Bagnonymous

Yarrrr! Avast, ye twink!
Grab yon naval jelly and
Shiver me timber!

– DarkSock

If Cap’n got bronze
Doesn’t set the bar real high
For silver and gold

– Bob

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