Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday Thoughts and Links


Sometimes I scratch myself in inappropriate places even when I do not itch.

This makes me wonder.

Do we itch therefore we scratch? Do we scratch in anticipation of itch?

Does a snitch in thyme save mimes?

Can one get wine stains out of a rug using only a paper towel and generic brand Windex?

Yup. Makin’ no sense. I blame today’s Ass Pear. But no skipping ahead! Go through your links first.

It’s Friday. Here’s your links:

The Gator: The Interview. A classic from 2006. “It takes me hours to get ready because it’s all down to what makes me look the most pumped up and muscly. I’m a bit of a perfectionist.” HCwDB legends are legends for a reason.

And speaking of HCwDB classics, Joey Porsche tags Joey Porsche.

And when you Google “Oompa Prompa,” a pic of HCwDB pointer, Peaches, comes up. Interesting.

Eagle-eyed reader Grieco Suave spotted a D.B. car in Minnesota.

Stackhouse likes it doggie style. In a dress.

Meanwhile, Wolverine is Tangerine.

Hot Penguins with Sealbags.

If the DB1 ever gets married, here’s a pic of my wedding cake.

Perez Hilton figures out that “Snooki” from The Jersey Shore was featured on my show, Is She Really Going Out With Him? first, back when we called her Nicole. This clip features one of my favorite VO lines I wrote for that episode: “This discourse has the elements of a Socratic debate, peppered in with more sh*ts and f*cks.” Getting references to Socratic debate on MTV. Score one for me.

Remember when demeaning black stereotypes used to randomly show up in major Hollywood blockbusters? Say Jim, that’s a bad outFIT! Whoa!

And then there’s this clip from Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen. Whoops, I mean this clip. Skidz and Mudflap “don’t do much readin’.”

Next thing you’ll tell me, Ron Jeremy was an extra in Ghostbusters. Here’s the full story confirming it’s really The Hedgehog. Cue “Slimer” jokes.

And from Ron Jeremy, we of course go to your Friday Ass Pear:

Lounge Pear.

Enjoy. For it is Friday. And it is the weekend.

# posted by douchebag1

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