Monday, January 25, 2010

HCwDB of the Week

It may be the month of Stackhouse. But there’s one more slot in the Monthly to fill. And by fill, I mean dung. Here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Asswipes and a Hott in a Limo, aka Chad, Todd and Sheena

Names courtesy of Sad Party Karaoke Robot and Medusa Oblongata, our threesome of hottie/douchey taint pretty much says it all about real world HCwDB.

Sheena is all that is leggy about the suckle thigh perfection.

Chad and Todd are all that is rayon shirted about suburbia.

Truth be told, this probably isn’t actually taking place in a limo. But I’mma go with it.

And factor in the first “Vulcan Shocker” on the site in awhile, and this is a deserving finalist in the Weekly.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Gonzi and Mandy

Gonzi the Terrorist Ed Hardy Douche Muppet brought not one, not two, but three quality lady hotts to go with his assorted Ed Hardy tees, douche-pubes and ridic glasses and hat tilt.

Gonzi takes his douchi’n seriously.

The pink theoretical Yankee Cap may tilt to various degrees.

And the ladies may smile joyfully.

But not Gonzi.

Gonzi’s pubes and too-small t-shirts suggest the foulest of rank pud. And while Gonzi may be a Brothabag, he does not earn the Brothabag moniker. For his is a pudwhack onto itself.

And Mandy deserves my gnaw for at least two weeks of intermittent and vaguely unsatisfying coitus, followed by turning on the TV.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Dr. Orangelove

Dress-up? Perhaps.

But as we’ve established previously, irono-baggery is still considered authento-douchery.

In other words, dressing up to “mock” the douche, except within clear Halloween sanctioned parameters, is still a form of douche-without-douche.

Belly Dancer Patricia is smiley, happy and likes to window shop watches.

Silver camel toe is just uber-scrote.

No excuses.

Dr. Orangelove deserves his slot in the Weekly.

Just missing the cut, The Dweeble, The Princess and the Log, and The Hairodox.

Them’s your three.

Which coupling deserves our last slot in next week’s first Monthly of 2010?

Choose now. Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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