Thursday, January 14, 2010

Hurley the Poet


Stackhouse’s best bro, Hurley the Poet, seen here gettin’ his poultry on, follows the career path of his mentor.

I title this poem “Time to Rape a Test in the Ass”:

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Why is there classes on this campus that don’t have good looking sluts in them? That should be part of the registra’s job, to ensure that there is ample sluts to decent looking guys ratio. I don’t care if these ugly non gym attending f*cks have anything good looking. They are here for the fat bitches. What about the good looking dudes that come to class soley to hit on girls (hot with low self-esteem, like me)

Time to rape a test in the ass!! then the tanning bed and treadmill of course, followed up by some carnie fun making, last and most important Cod 6 at midnight in beaters with the crew
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# posted by douchebag1

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