Monday, January 11, 2010

Lars and Ariella Show Their Underwear


Lars trolled all the free summer concert series in hopes of impressing the ladies with his magic “levitating beer can.”

Ariella is illegally curvaceous, and I have no creative soliloquies to describe my desire to gnaw.

Except to say that I’d slap a Nun and ask for change just for the chance to argue with her proctologist over a parking space.

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