Monday, January 4, 2010

Lisa Regrets Her Choice to Attend the Party


Should’ve stayed home, Lisa.

There’s a few episodes of Dexter still on the TiVo.

And the DB1, waiting on your couch, ready to massage your feet with linseed oils and melted candy corns, only to furtively sniff your Snuggie like a homeless shetland pony when you’re in the kitchen getting more Lapsang Souchong tea.

Hurry.

# posted by douchebag1

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