Thursday, January 28, 2010

Mopey the Beanstalk


I’d almost consider a nottadouche and instead a “Conquistador San Salvadoran Pirate” classification, Mopey.

But then you had to go with the gypsy moth upper lip thing. And that makes you ‘bag.

I see each of you Kappa Kappa Woo girls. Lanny, Muffy and Sue. And I highly respect each of you for majoring in Physical Therapy.

And, as appreciation for your beautiful minds and endless repetition of the word “like,” I would lightly touch your thighs with an ostrich feather after you passed out on my couch at 2am.

# posted by douchebag1

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