Friday, January 8, 2010

Reader Mail: The Oz-Metro Douche (OMD)


Wednesday’s Kiwi ‘Bag brought us more emails from the Southern Hemisphere:

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Hey dude,

I’m a long time reader who has been waiting literally years to find a quality, original picture to submit (see attached). I believe that this picture captures the essence of the Oz-Metro Douche (OMD), which I should mention are an unfortunate but not uncommon occurrence where I live in Perth, Western Australia.

Notice the matching douchey attire which includes (but is not limited to) scooped neck t-shirts, fake leather jackets and in the case of the douche on the right, a ‘salmon’ coloured under-singlet. The Asian-hottie in the middle is very tasty indeed.

I’d be interested to hear your thoughts mate… Keep the hottie/douche medleys coming.

All the best,
DouchemasterJ

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As I mentioned when discussing the Kiwi ‘Bag, I get a bunch of submissions from the Australia/New Zealand/Isle of Atlantis/Live at Budokan region. Yet I can’t run very many of them. Most of the douchiest ‘bags from this area of the globe just look so darn nice. Smiley. Happy. Even these two matching cheese-heads are hard to truly mock because they’re just so happy to be there.

Which is actually a good thing. It means the Grieco Virus hasn’t fully spread around the world with the same virulence we see in Europe and South and North America.

But oh those tasty Naomi Wattsian Aussie hotts. They can road my warriors and Baz my Luhrmanns any day. Mate.

# posted by douchebag1

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