Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Slackerbag
Halfhearted faux.
Halfhearted douche-face.
Halfhearted sideways hand gesture.
Halfhearted silly tee and bling.
It’s like the kids just aren’t trying anymore. The Puritan Douche Ethnic has been lost in a haze of meaningfully marked up copies of Moby Dick and Big Fun concerts.
But at least I have awesome leg gnaw to consider. For Heather’s posterior is glorious.
