Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Ask DB1: Apolo Ohno, ‘Bag or Nottabag?


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hey boss,

does wearing a mandana while competing, with a soul patch & a laminated grill make speed skating/dancing with the stars sensation, Apolo Ohno, a douche?

all that coupled with his less than gracious demeanor during his post medal winning interview (walking off when the reporter turned her attention to fellow U S teammate, bronze winner, J. R. Celski) is Apollo a bag or notta bag?

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Performative leniency is granted to those who douche it up as part of theatrical spectacle only. Those in the WWE, or musicians like Keith Richards or Jack White, who use spectacle as part of performance.

Ohno has no such excuse. An olympian or not, that chin fung alone can lead us to one, and only one: Douche Skater.

# posted by douchebag1

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