Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Ask DB1: Target Goes Tardy
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Hey DB1,
I was perusing our newest Target store on Sunday when we came through the seasonal section which was split up between sweet Valentine’s Day cards and candy, and then there was a “Club” section with larger packs similar to Costco, Sam’s Club, etc…
I was going to look through, and then smelled a foul stench. No, not Ed Hardy cologne, but Target was actually selling Ed Hardy t-shirts and handbags. I said very loudly “It looks like Target has gone douche!”, much to my wife’s dismay.
Is there anywhere left that may be sacred? I will not be leaving my house until this blows over!
Sincerely,
– Every which way but douche
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The Hardpocalypse is only getting worse. We must double our efforts to mock harder.
