Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday Haiku


“Sveden is great, Ja!”
Ref Hottie blows whistle foul.
Fill in “blows” joke here.

Umpire hottie,
I see the regret that you
Went home with a ‘bag

— Dicy

Elke, ditch this clown
Leave Billy Idol Junior
Dancing with himself

— Father Guido Sardouchey

Kissy face Douchebag.
Shows off discolored finger.
Hot throws yellow flag.

— Bar_Bag91

Run, Lola hott, run.
Olaf wields IQ of 9;
Runs on 4th and long.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Ivan Drago ‘bag
Tanned funbags in the disco
A View to a Douche

— Bag A

With a Rebel Yell,
Hot cried Axe, Axe, like a child,
She has been tainted

— Douchesquire

Known for his toughness
World Analingus Champ called
for not trimming nails

— Douche Bigalow

# posted by douchebag1

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