Friday, February 5, 2010
Friday Haiku
“Sveden is great, Ja!”
Ref Hottie blows whistle foul.
Fill in “blows” joke here.
Umpire hottie,
I see the regret that you
Went home with a ‘bag
— Dicy
Elke, ditch this clown
Leave Billy Idol Junior
Dancing with himself
— Father Guido Sardouchey
Kissy face Douchebag.
Shows off discolored finger.
Hot throws yellow flag.
— Bar_Bag91
Run, Lola hott, run.
Olaf wields IQ of 9;
Runs on 4th and long.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Ivan Drago ‘bag
Tanned funbags in the disco
A View to a Douche
— Bag A
With a Rebel Yell,
Hot cried Axe, Axe, like a child,
She has been tainted
— Douchesquire
Known for his toughness
World Analingus Champ called
for not trimming nails
— Douche Bigalow
