Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday Haiku


House Party in ‘burbs.
Elle, Sue and Jen meet Tony.
One will get the herp.

Triple helix lamp
Represents DNA of
Human/Shrew mating

— ‘bagavad gita

Tony shows his patch
He’s got the wrong idea
Guess his muff dot com?

— Bagnonymous

Sweet innocent smiles
Could become tainted with poo
Run as he counts two!!

— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt

Island of chest fur
Attempt to attract three notts
Miserable fail

— Justin

“You guys like ‘Rock Band?'”
He asks the Hotts awkwardly.
“It’s totally rad.”

— boatbutter

Poor guy in background
Had the 3 ladies until
El Suavo walked by.

— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks

How many Rayons
Died to make this tool that shirt?
Shameless cruelty.

— Wedgie

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