Friday, February 19, 2010
Friday Haiku
Creepy punkdouche Val,
Gives Sarah her Valentine’s,
With a side of fleas.
Axe split hair of green,
Forehead acne and shaved brows,
Do a douchebag make
— Douchesquire
Psychedelic dream
Quickly turns into nightmare
A rabbit-hand freak!
— Justin
Lisa’s tattoo guy
shows off newest idea
for her next tramp stamp
— jonezy
Cirque du poo-leil douche
jumps offstage to mack on hotts
and to hump their legs
— Bagnonymous
Tammy volunteers
With the mentally challenged
Wishes she was home.
— scrotum pole
I made eye contact
Just once. He skinned my parents
To make me this card.
— Mr. Scrotato Head
