Friday, February 19, 2010

Friday Haiku


Creepy punkdouche Val,
Gives Sarah her Valentine’s,
With a side of fleas.

Axe split hair of green,
Forehead acne and shaved brows,
Do a douchebag make

— Douchesquire

Psychedelic dream
Quickly turns into nightmare
A rabbit-hand freak!

— Justin

Lisa’s tattoo guy
shows off newest idea
for her next tramp stamp

— jonezy

Cirque du poo-leil douche
jumps offstage to mack on hotts
and to hump their legs

— Bagnonymous

Tammy volunteers
With the mentally challenged
Wishes she was home.

— scrotum pole

I made eye contact
Just once. He skinned my parents
To make me this card.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

# posted by douchebag1

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