Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Haiku


Yea, tho ’twere douchebags,
And douchette in Rehab square,
Ass Pear offers hope.

Middle guy is blank
Why such a waste of good space?
Tatt up, stupid douche.

— wedgie

Dude up on the porch,
Has lost something important.
Can’t find dignity.

— scrotum pole

Winter Twenty-ten:
An epic Douche Nor’Easter
Spreads to Southern Climes

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Both agreed Vegas
Just wasn’t much fun with their
Parole Officer.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Bitch needs a sandwich
Hiroshima tatt needs work
Beanpole douche just smiles

— Dr. Bunson Honeydouche

Tatted up “MILF” makes
Me want to gouge my eyes. Where
did modesty go?

— Dicy

# posted by douchebag1

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