Monday, February 1, 2010

HCwDB of the Month

The Monthly. The first of our 2010 hottie/douchey couplings to qualify for the Yearly happens today.

Booya. The DB1 is back from Vegas and ready to roll. Bring it.

HCwDB of the Month Finalist #1: Gonzi the Terrorist Ed Hardy Douche Muppet and Mandy

Gonzi.

His stare will eat your soul.

Even now he has your darling Linda’s soul, as she suffers in torment…

Workshed!

With a three pic run of creepy stare, pics #2 and #3 confirmed Gonzi’s quality Ed Hardpocalypse and hottsapeal.

Mandy’s shoulder asks me to graze lightly.

And I would.

Because I owe it to her to give her toesies a light massage with tea tree oil, and then fall asleep in her car.

HCwDB of the Month Finalist #2: Pablows Bigbozo, aka The Hambagler, and Art School Tina

And Pic #2 confirmed P.B. as a true Art Bag.

Probably a little too bizarre to win a Monthly, but Bigbozo certainly brings the HCwDB Art concept along with his punch-worthy kissy lips and chin fung.

Art School Tina is perfect pearly white rich upper east side waspy naughty girl Catholics Start Much Too Late goodness.

Yeah, this dude probably doesn’t have a serious shot given the competition.

But I’m curious if he’ll get any votes, as Art School Tina is quality hott.

Anyone?

Yeah.

Okay, now I’m just rambling.

Nice pleather

HCwDB of the Month Finalist #3: Supermang and Lois

Look!!

Up in the Sky vodka!!

It’s a turd!!

It’s a lame!!

It’s… Supermang!!

The ‘Mang is all that is Southern Douche, and we should not forget the “69” hat is uber-mock. Pic #2 and his disguise as Creepy Uncle Adrian, only further added to this tiny tot legend.

Now lets talk Lois.

A belly that calls for “pooch” noises.

A face that makes unemployed Asian cooks weep for the homeland they left as a child.

And boobies that are… well… large. I would touch them.

And then I would touch them.

HCwDB of the Month Finalist #4: Stackhouse the Poet

Our first breakout doucherstar of 2010, the Stack is so toxic and annoying, a stacklash has developed, with many regs sick of his punch-worthy ‘tude.

Yet the run of poetry cannot be denied: Poetic douche-verse, 2, 3, 4, poultry 1, more poultry, The Church of Poultry, and hating Philadelphia.

Pussy Crushin’ and Donating his dick to charity.

There’s poems like WTF, he’s tryin’ to do tri’s or just Get Some.

But there are those who are sick of the ‘Stack and his whobag jumpoffs. Is his creepy douchitude and lovely assorted ladies enough to warrant a Monthly win and entry in the yearly?

Which of these four couplings is truly rank enough to go to the next level?

You may use any factor you like. Multiple pics. Poetry. Or just the initial visceral response.

Now I need your help. Pick which coupling deserves “HCwDB of the Month” and vote, as always, in the comments thread.

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