Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Monchichi the Club Monkey


EDIT: Pic altered as per Monchichi’s request to protect Monchichi’s identity.
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Ladies?

You are curvy, well tanned, have nice teeth, clean Prell smelling shampoo hair, and therefore I lick your toesies like a feral aardvark.

I thank you for smiling, and I hump your childhood Teddy Bears.

Monchichi?

It’s not that creepy soul patch. It’s those eyes. Your dead, E-Blo, Shark eyes. They task my soul.

# posted by douchebag1

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