Monday, February 22, 2010

The Natives are Chestless


I feel like Dr. Livingston, embarking on a 19th Century ethnographic mission of medical treatment from England to North Doucherica.

I will treat the natives like primitive heathens who have not yet discovered the joys of Jesus nor the purity of the market system.

Only to discover a tribe suffering from a massive case of leopard skin crotch itch.

And realizing I left my elephant gun on the boat.

# posted by douchebag1

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