Monday, February 8, 2010

The Rocker Douche


We haven’t featured a classic Rocker Douche on the site in awhile.

With hipster pink t-shirt, do not be fooled by Jim Douchison’s attempt to pretend he is not schrod. Note “flavor savor” and, of course, the wristdanna + sideways peace sign — as clear a connection to Vegas douchery as one needs to tag a ‘bag.

Hippy Goldie has a strangely robotic feel, but that would not prevent me from meekly nuzzling her belly button with only a small can of gherkin pickles and a Sherpa named Uzbeke to guide me.

# posted by douchebag1

Leave a Reply