Wednesday, March 24, 2010

2.0 Relaunch Snafu

Hello folks! Your humble narrator here.

The relaunch just crashed the server, so I’m redirecting you to the old site’s backup until we fix things.

Hang in there.

In the meantime, enjoy some Boomer Pear.

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12:16 am March, 25 Cock-a-doodle-douche said...

I'd love to frak me some Boomer pear.

12:17 am March, 25 DarkSock said...

I peed in a server once.

12:41 am March, 25 Anonymous said...

Amy Crackhouse with bolt-ons

12:50 am March, 25 Mitch Cumstein said...

Am I in the Matrix?

1:13 am March, 25 Troy Tempest said...

MAN – what a fuckin nightmare. I'm on a mac running firefox and when I went into the HCWDB it was a blinking nightmare. It took me 4 tries just to click on the link that took me here to comment. Yowch.

Made my pee pee itch.

I didn't even get to see the bleeth/scroe combo. I was worried my browser would crash.

1:23 am March, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

Boomer pear. Tastes like chicken.

Finger lickin good chicken.

1:26 am March, 25 massengill said...

FF on Vista is a blinking nightmare as well.

And before you judge me, I got a bag of crap during a Woot-off (www.woot.com) And ended up with a Sony Vaio running Vista, among some other really cool shit, for $8. That includes shipping.

As I suspectd, the chick in this pic is only hot when totally naked. She thrusts the tit in the air to remind everybody she's not a dude.

1:27 am March, 25 massengill said...

And I'm not shilling for Woot, it just so happens that today is another Woot-off.

1:32 am March, 25 Douchebag1 said...

I'm sorry guys, I don't know what to fucking do. Today has been an absolute nightmare. I'm finally ready to launch 2.0 and the GoDaddy piece of shit goes down with barely any support offered by those asswipes.

Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

1:45 am March, 25 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Relax DB1…you are still serving up the Hotts and twats. You'll get tha launch right soon. BTW this chick (not the Pear) is a real skank!

1:52 am March, 25 Mr. White said...

And I had such an awesome comment about this dude with his thumb in his lady's hoohaw on 2.0! Gone!

Eh, it wasn't that good.

2:21 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

I feel like we have all traveled back in time… collectively peeing into the black hole in Plinky's Mom's derriere.

Then again, it could just be the whiskey talkin'.

2:23 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

Shit.

I almost forgot my Blogger password.

It's hard to spell "mamasbasementsmellslike18poundsofPlinky'sMom'slabialfolds."

2:41 am March, 25 massengill said...

Lately I've been pretty busy at work, so I only checked once during the day, but the site was completely offline. No biggie, I am sure these things take time. And by "sure" I mean "how the fuck would I know? I don't run a website."

@ Crucial

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

3:10 am March, 25 DouchbleHelix said...

@massengill at 7:41 – I know that joke from Spaceballs! Love it!

Technical problems courtesy of President Obama and health care reform. The DEATH PANELS have spoken!!

3:13 am March, 25 New World Order said...

^^and financed by Dick Cheney's shotgun and Halliburton's smoking asshole.

3:17 am March, 25 DarkSock said...

Relax Boss. It's nothing irresponsible alcohol abuse won't fix. Trust me; I'm a pro.

3:21 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

*glub glub glub glub*

3:25 am March, 25 DarkSock said...

Now that we're back in the comfy familiar arms of Blogger…ehhh fug it I like WordPress an assload better. Once we jump for good, then good riddance Blogger you ol' truck stop whore, jumping your orange-dyed perm-haired self's obese orangutannish frame from Peterbilt sleeper cab to Kenworth sleeper cab, rasping "HEY MISTER YEW WAWNNUH BUY UH NUTT???", teats-adangle in your tube top like two fat hairless retarded twins trying to gang-rape a potato inside a too-small Hefty bag.

Ehhhh…sorry, I don't recall what my point was. Good evening.

3:25 am March, 25 Troy Tempest said...

@DB1

As was said – chill out kemosabe. Just keep at it. Post pictures of horrific scrotebags mackin' on hotts and we'll keep up the mockage.

In the meantime, you can continue with the IT chum bucket drama. We're hangin' and bangin' dude.

3:26 am March, 25 Troy Tempest said...

One thing I do like about blogger is the larger easier to read fonts…

tiny times roman gives me a headache.

3:30 am March, 25 bcs said...

i just got back from the vet hospital and they said our prize stallion died with "urine in and around his heart". how the fuck does that happen

3:40 am March, 25 DarkSock said...

FukkaMonkey Where U Been BCS?!?

3:40 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

BCS has hands made out of Aunt Jemima doo-rags and soiled toddler diapers.

Congrats, pops?

3:41 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

I love the trash can with all my heart.

And by trash can, I mean Plinky's mom's heart.

3:41 am March, 25 DarkSock said...

And sorry about your horse dude. I blame the 7-11 Big Gulp.

3:45 am March, 25 Bob said...

Is that the actual hott that played Boomer on BSG? Cause HOLY FUCK that that ever hott fap fap fap fap fap!

4:02 am March, 25 ŁlÄMmæHh said...

HÆÿ!1!

Whër€$ e/3RŸß0d¥ ߀€||??7??

4:05 am March, 25 Crucial Head said...

DB1,

Regardless.

This is a big FUCKIN' deal!!

5:28 am March, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I just wanted to see my old Blogger avatar one more time…

Thank you Douchebag1. Thank you.

9:27 am March, 25 Anonymous said...

Boomer Pear for the Fuckin' WIN!!

er… I mean Frakin'

11:18 am March, 25 Wedgie said...

Makin' me work overtime.

11:19 am March, 25 Wedgie said...

Hey, look. An Avatar, and my old fuccen eyes can actually see it.

It's a miracle. Swing low, sweet chariot. Coming for to carry me home……

11:54 am March, 25 Troy Tempest said...

A song about douchebags:

Marches #23, 24, 25
by Red Crayola

To eat and smoke and bet and swill
Is no substitute for moral will
In proportion economics
Is just a part of politics

It's values and attitudes
Not economic platitudes
It's ethics and thrift
And vision and work
That makes a nation strong.

Crime and violence and wife and child beating
Are not products of not eating
The foundation of the nations family values and civilisation
Poverty is wrong.

The defence of the nation
Its tone, its true inspiration
Repect for other people's goods
Things for which our father's stood

Lies and broken promises
have generated grievances
Expectations malcontents
People who won't pay the rent
Will always belong

To hopes that can't be satisfied
in groups who only can deride
those people who respect the law
And raised themselves up from the poor
They'd never stay among.

Because they have to fight to change
A world that's bought and sold and strange
Real lives are never understood
or explained in terms of attitudes
or patriotic songs.

And those who try to pull the trick
Are vile nasty cruel and thick
The fucking bastards get on my wick
Their viciousness just makes me sick

The shitty fuckers can't explain
Their lives as real – as stress and strain.
They want to wallow in champagne
They are Lazy, Stupid, Weak, and VAIN.

11:56 am March, 25 Anonymous said...

tHIS GUY IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT, WHO GOES OUT IN SOCIETY LOOKING LIKE THIS DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD. i WANNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

1:04 pm March, 25 Tony Ventresca said...

These two are wearing more clothes this time, but unfortunately he's still wearing fewer clothes than I'd prefer, but on the plus side she really seems to enjoy holding her own breasts which I interpret as a good thing.

2:44 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

Looks like DB1 needs a Dweeby1

2:44 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

Looks like DB1 needs a Dweeby1

3:17 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

I still hate Prince. More now than ever.

Butt Pirate.

4:48 pm March, 25 ToddJerad said...

I know that I should think this girl is gross, but… I may ask her to video tape me for my upcoming documentary while I travel around the country pretending my wife doesn't have cancer. She definitely has a body though.

6:34 pm March, 25 pv1 said...

If I ever wanted Herpes, she'd be the one to give it to me.

8:19 pm March, 25 Wheezer said...

** Wax on **

I love Boomer Pear

** Wax off **

8:19 pm March, 25 Anonne Huntress said...

She's really proud of her (bad) boob job. He is just nasty. These two deserve each other.

8:15 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

when HCwDB 2.0 is fully launched, does it mean a missile will be heading towards taht douchebag?

8:16 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

a Tomahawk missile, preferably?

8:19 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

@ myself 1:15 AM,

THAT douchebag.

THAT MUTHAFUCKKA!

damnit.

8:12 pm March, 26 Pfft said...

Boomer Pear = Grace Park
Hottest chick on the planet……

11:50 pm March, 26 Anonymous said...

is that a penis between her legs???

4:13 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

And the 2010 Ed Grimly award goes to…..

8:15 pm March, 27 Anonymous said...

True story, swear to God, I am driving home today 1 pm and crossing the street is hoodbag with his hand down trailerbleeth's ass, for all the world to see. I think the bandana was my first warning.

3:20 am March, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

BCS!?!?!

Holy crap, this is turning into a Twilight Zone episode.

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