Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Bluefin and the Long Island Milf Teas

Mmm… ice pops.

# posted by douchebag1
7:56 am March, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Man, you have to be a real big douchebag to have hair like this. Oh, wait, that’s right…

8:06 am March, 16 snoogins' said...

he has an eskimo boner on his head

8:16 am March, 16 Baleen said...

Holy shit! It’s a MILF deli tray. I hope to God to those mommies are posing with this pud for the sheer novelty of it. Now that I think of it, these ladies’ dildo collection would make the folks at Adam and Eve jealous.

8:17 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

Looks like Bluefin is sporting a whale cockk from his noggin.

8:19 am March, 16 El Caganer said...

To old for my tastes.

8:19 am March, 16 El Caganer said...

Taste.

8:20 am March, 16 Fatness said...

I would like to find the first person who though this was a good look.

And drown them.

Good lord.

Oh, and where’s the hott? All I see is blue snot.

8:26 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

Later, the milfs hope to use his 8″ mohawk to brush the cobwebs out of their vaginas.

8:30 am March, 16 jonezy said...

ice pops. good memories. we would literally buy out the walmart before the school year started back in college. We’d puchase 10-15 cases at a time. I think each case was a gross. That’s a lotta fuccen icy pop man.

bluefin tuna here has way too big of a grin to be an unrepentant douchebag. and yet somehow he is….

8:54 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Idiots!

There ain’t a one of them I’d toss out of bed for eating porch beef.

Just because they aren’t your typical Bleeths (see: Luana and her bummin’ case of crabs) you have to think about what THEY know how to do.

Perhaps they’ve just had a bad relationship go sour and are looking for a brutal grudge fuck? Maybe , and I’m thinking second from left brunette here, she’s the type of gal that can suck start a motorcycle and just might stick the tip of her pinky up yer arse as she swallows a mighty load after an eager pummelfucking. Dog fashion. Up the farthorn.

I detest the Pamela Andersons, Paris Hiltons and Carmen Electras of our culture because they’re skanky. And have had terrible things done to them by disgusting individuals. I wouldn’t use the same public urinal as Tommy Lee or Dennis Rodman let alone place any portion of my being in any orafice of those gals.

These gals look like they’d appreciate the attention and would return it in spades.

Okay except maybe the gal on the left. She has the pudgy fingers of a gal with battleship hips. No, take that back. Them kinda hips never steered me wrong.

Idiots !

8:57 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

SPOON!

9:04 am March, 16 Mr. White said...

@Vin

I hear ya. Their white smiles also indicate that they haven’t spent a lot of time vomiting up all their food, Red Bull, and vicodins, unlike the Luann’s of the world. I would let far right brunette do dirty, dirty things to me with those mom arms, no question.

9:19 am March, 16 End the Haberdouchery said...

I gotta hand it to this guy. It takes skill to simultaneously pound vodka red bulls, mack on the dirty over thirty crowd, and extrude cobalt coated tungsten carbide from your skull.

9:24 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

@ Mr. White:

“mom” arms? Those are Robin Williams arms, man!

9:35 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

C’mon, no love for The Tick?

9:46 am March, 16 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Ice pops. That takes me back. To a time when they were one of the rare treats allowed by my cheap parents. Blue was the best.

As for the ‘bag – I wonder how much polar bear splooge that took.

9:49 am March, 16 Anonymous 3:16 said...

I’m with Vin on this one…and would add that three of the four are likely to want to try an “experimental” phase to see what all the female bisexual popularity is about, as when they were in college there was little of that around. Especially after their husbands all decided to go on a “Golf trip” to Vegas and failed to call them for the first 72 hours….

9:54 am March, 16 NotThatAnon said...

You. Second chick from the right.

“LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!1! LOOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!”

9:58 am March, 16 NotThatAnon said...

And the one on the left. Come on (!); that’s just Cliff Robertson with long hair.

9:59 am March, 16 Mr. White said...

@Bagnonymous

Aw, c’mon man. She hasn’t had time to work much because she’s been planning her daugther’s bat mitzvah.

Besides, I think it looks good. I would totally lube up and armpit-fuck her for all I’m worth.

10:02 am March, 16 Deltus said...

Every single one of these milfs is doable. Uber-hotts? No. But absolutely doable.

10:31 am March, 16 C. Malicious said...

He didn’t choose the hair. It chose him.

With his obvious charisma and charm, he’s a blued dude who’s definitely getting these girls nude. … Or maybe they’re just trying to get back at their husbands.

10:42 am March, 16 doucheywallnuts said...

I know guys who hate it when their wives go out with the girls, for some stupid reason. This picture is evidence of what really happens when a bunch of married hags get together for a night on the town; they rag about their situations, drink girly drinks and take pictures with douchebags. They are laughing at the douchebag, not with him, knowing that despite their complaints they know they are better off married than single, out at bars, where they’d have to content with single guys like this douchebag and the countless others who have appeared on the site.

Married men, on the other hand, have much better taste and are more likely to score prime trim when they go out the the fellas…

10:59 am March, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yep, they’re doable. And they’d ride you with reckless abandonment.

Girls make you come

Women make you come home

Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing

Women say, “Just stop”, get up, get dressed and walk it out

Girls have stuck their finger up their vagina a few times

Women have pushed a human being out their vagina and had that human being leech off them for the rest of their life

11:05 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

@ Mr. White, 9:59am

It’s a’ight, man–there’s always something about these notts that makes ’em endearing. 2nd right blonde thirtysomething has my sporting a firm one and I can’t figure out why. Probably because means well, tries really hard, and would probably be okay if I asked her to do some freaky shit in the bedroom, just because she’s insecure about being single at her age and doesn’t want to turn me down because I could be “the one.”

11:08 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

^ …has me sporting…

Stupid no preview button.

11:21 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

^^…because she means well…”

Double f-ing stupid no preview button.

11:47 am March, 16 Wedgie said...

Nice rudder.

12:06 pm March, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

So that’s the guy who does proctal exams for Blue Man Group. Huh, never would have figured.

1:05 pm March, 16 Wheezer said...

Yeah, I concur with those who appreciate the milfs for how they’d show us how they appreciate our attentions. These ladies are the ones we’ll someday land (except for yours truly, perhaps, but I digress), and we will like it.

I’d start with the brunettes over the blondes, though.

1:40 pm March, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ll just say I’m way more nutso at 35 and sober than I was at 18 and stinking drunk. I’m lucky that I’ve stayed the same size and haven’t popped out any kids, many women my age have not fared so well. However, I can attest, if I were a dude, I’d take now-me over teenage-me any day of the week. Had a reunion with an old flame a few years back. I was 19 when we met, 21 when we split, and hooked up again when I was 33. At the end, he rolled over, looked at me and said, “I would have married you then if I knew you were gonna turn out like this.” I shrugged and said, “Yeah, and the best part is, I could get up and hand-roll you some sushi right now if you wanted. Gotta go.”

Needless to say, my phone hasn’t stopped ringing since.

2:14 pm March, 16 Just Sayin said...

At my age, all I can hope for is MILFs. Please bring back the barely legals – at least I can look (without them calling the cops).

8:24 pm March, 16 DarkSock said...

Nothing gets chicks like a skull-mountedncable modem.

8:41 pm March, 16 Steve L. said...

milfs from Long Island?

oh-kaaay… moving on…

8:44 pm March, 16 Steve L. said...

@ Medusa 1:40 PM,

sorry. i’ll stop calling.

i promise!

9:07 am March, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ummm…ginger MILF…

8:07 pm March, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

Somewhere in the vast oceans a bluefin tuna is missing its cock, and somewhere on the planet a dickhead smells like a tuna.

5:56 am March, 18 Big Tony Ventresca said...

Confusingly, I’m really attracted to the mannish blonde on the far left.

2:16 pm March, 18 Hunter said...

This site was pointed out to me by one of the MILF’s and boys she is!!!!!! The only thing I can say is…….. you guys are the douchebags!!!!

Whahahahahahaahhaah You’re a bunch of douches!!!!!!! Jerking arround on sites like this…..whahahahahahahahaha…… douches!!!!!

Now go back to work!!!!!

2:23 pm March, 18 DarkSock said...

@ Hunter:

Fair enough.

Heyyyy, by the way, tell her I Love Her. Seriously. Call me. (whichever one she is).

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