Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Caption This Pic

Vinny hoped Sheila would be turned on by his Z-Axis hat tilt move he’d just learned from his gangsta boyz back home on the hard streets of Westchester.

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11:42 am March, 9 douche bigalow said...

Manny thought beast of his coat, which he’d ripped off from the lifesized “Rainy Day Barbie” display at FAO Schwartz.

11:46 am March, 9 Baleen said...

Vinnie sports his new jacket made from the seats of a ’72 Nova while Lamp lurks in the background waiting to teleport the hotts to his private lair. Hat tilt brought to you by Bucky.

11:58 am March, 9 Maxim Kovalenko said...

Following the eyes will always lead you to the most important part of the pciture.

11:59 am March, 9 Anonymous said...

Shortly after posing, LL Stool Jay was pelted with paint as PETA protested his coat made of polished otter foreskins.

12:00 pm March, 9 douche bigalow said...

Much to the dismay of B-list host Vin Diesel, contestant Manilla Ice attempts a “kegel ‘n qweef” version of the national anthem on Phillipino Idol.

12:01 pm March, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Anon @ 11:59

Hey that was me! Am I being sucked into the slightly urinate scented vortex of the Anons ? !?!?!

Help me , Jackson Dell’Abate !!! Help me…

12:05 pm March, 9 Anon said...

This is the kind of change on capitol hill that Barack Obama was talking about.

12:06 pm March, 9 Crucial Head said...

We did this same ‘Caption This’ last year or the year before. Wheezer will point out the date. I remember posting something to the effect of “Alejandro paused in astonishment, as Angelita began vigorously stroking her 17″ cockk.”

Or something.

Also, I would like to point out that neither Brooklyn Decker, nor McLovin’ are in this picture.

Thank you.

12:11 pm March, 9 Crucial Head said...

LL Tool J tried every hat tilt imaginable, but could not completely conceal the bangs he ironed on earlier that morning.

12:14 pm March, 9 Crucial Head said...

Lämp stood stoically by as DJ Bello’s dance troupe went through their tediously choreographed frolicking maneuvers.

12:15 pm March, 9 euripidouche said...

stop, collaborate and listen.

12:15 pm March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

In the background is one of the great ancestors of Lämp, Neanderlämp.

Sorry for that. Lord, I apologize…

12:16 pm March, 9 Vin Douchal said...

LL Drool Jay peers into Lolana’s ear for further evidence of the event horizon occuring in her vaccuous black hole.

12:16 pm March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Dr. Dre’s newest understudy, Intern Dre.

12:17 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Lämp, oblivious to the extras surrounding it, raged in its own skin tight sausage casing. His contract has specifically read No pleather clad Obamas.

12:17 pm March, 9 Vin Douchal said...

uh, where’s my gravatar ??? Fuckers

12:18 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Intern Dre’s newest understudy, Resident Dre

12:19 pm March, 9 mrbagoo said...

Testing, testing … one, two, three hotts … testicle, testicle, one patent leather-bound testicle who can’t quite fold his arms.

12:20 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Let me be perfectly clear,” declared President Obama, “Those are some major league titties. Can I get a Whoop Whoop?!”

12:21 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Boss,

These micro-scale gravatars are hurting my orbitals. Any chance they’ll be a wee bit bigger on the final platform?

12:22 pm March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

When he’s not col’ chillin’ at the Holiday Inn, DJ Customer Service spends his time workin’ the counter at the Lämp Factory.

12:25 pm March, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gawd, that half-head on the right is horrifying. This is not a caption; it’s my shriek of plain scrotum-shrinking terror.

12:29 pm March, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Check out this jackuss.

“I am officially starting my own HCWDB post section on my fair blog”. Yeah, make it official you very original fellow. January 6, 2010?

Re: WordPress? Not impressed

12:33 pm March, 9 jonezy said...

conflicting edits!!?!?! what!?!

just kidding DB1. But seriously, I’m too stupid to figure out how to sign up on this thing.

12:37 pm March, 9 jonezy said...

Tia Carrere refused to stop playing her role in True Lies, despite terrorist douche surrounding her.

Schhhhwwwwing!

12:38 pm March, 9 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

Moshti was interrrupted during his rap performance at the Bollywood Oscars when his pleather jacket went rigid with excitement after he noticed Saria’s bouncing rendition of the Lindy Hop.

12:49 pm March, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Still life in z-tilt gangsta douche

1:05 pm March, 9 Troy Tempest said...

His sister disowned him.

1:05 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Medusa seethed in rage from behind the potted plant in the corner, her fingers tightening around the 12 gauge shotgun. Laundry Gimp had stolen her clothes and escaped from the basement for the last time.”

1:12 pm March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

<< Ludacris Axehandle McCockkwielder looks a whole lot like Crucial in this brave new world.

1:14 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Joe Biden only hoped Obama wouldn’t figure out it was him in the curve-hugging orange number.

1:24 pm March, 9 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Sure, the ladies love Barack Obama’s remodeled oval office. But wait till Michelle finds out.

1:38 pm March, 9 Douche Wayne said...

Judging from the looks on their faces, the Bollywood Bleeths are also confounded by the new site.

1:42 pm March, 9 Crucial Head said...

@Bagnonymous,

I am so ashamed.

1:43 pm March, 9 Phil said...

Uhhh… you’ve posted this before… like a year and a half ago.

1:44 pm March, 9 Phil said...

never mind…. placeholder…

fapping makes you retarded…

1:55 pm March, 9 massengill said...

This looks like a still from a reggaeton music video.

2:15 pm March, 9 Nightman said...

Looks like Jay Z’s dumb ass lil brother Douche Z!

2:16 pm March, 9 Troy Tempest said...

The crowd was subdued after reading Adorno’s Negative Dialectics.

2:16 pm March, 9 Scrotie and the Bandit said...

Turbo suddenly realized he wasn’t in Breakin’ anymore…

2:17 pm March, 9 Troy Tempest said...

Vinny wondered how Shiela ended up with a big fat butt on her chest.

2:20 pm March, 9 RoboDouche said...

They’re doing the Macarena pleather Douche is doing the Potty Dance.

2:45 pm March, 9 Deltus said...

Her boobies were so hot, even the crown of his head was sporting an erection…

3:15 pm March, 9 Blobfish said...

Vinny loved the fit n’ feel and wanted to wear Sheila’s jacket home, it worked so well with the angle of his dangle.

3:31 pm March, 9 melvil.duchi said...

I have just one word for you: Pleathers

3:37 pm March, 9 Crosshair McDoucheson said...

Vinny knows that after Shelia and the E-hotts reject him, he can always bang that 36-24-26 lampshade.

4:08 pm March, 9 pv1 said...

Nottadouche. That dude is a performer by the name of Daddy Yankee. If I’m not mistaken he has a few charities in the Dominican Republic. He’s famous too…

5:43 pm March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Could this be a Lamp photobomb?

5:46 pm March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

On behalf of the FMAA* I demand that future legal action be taken against a Mr. D-Dime Delicious for his cruel abuse and slaughter of pleather couches everywhere. How many couches had to die for that jacket? Oh the humanity!

*FMMA = Furniture Manufacterers Association of America

5:52 pm March, 9 Wheezer said...

Got Photoshop?

(If this shows, then I have to tell you I’ll have to post here either without a WordPress account or as something other than “Wheezer.” Some British dude has a WordPress “Wheezer” blog already…..and he’s asthmatic, too. Imagine that.)

6:14 pm March, 9 toddjerad said...

“Slumdog millionaire 2, so you think you can dance edition… and action”

12:10 am March, 10 Douchey Sanchez said...

Vinnie’s gig in the “made in Jersey” Bollywood knock-off market.

12:16 am March, 10 Whoop-di-douche said...

Modestly attired Vinny the Prude snugly crosses his arms over his buttoned-up chest whenever he sees boobs in deep decollete’ in a desperate desire to “cover by association.”

12:57 am March, 10 Baleen said...

2:00 am March, 10 Steve L. said...

Vinny’s botched haircut could not be hidden all that well after all.

4:05 am March, 10 Darth Doucheous said...

Vinny turned his head to peek at Sheila’s knockers so quickly that his hat could not keep up with the rotation.

4:58 am March, 10 dondouche said...

Man! I wish I had such armpit confidence!

9:37 am March, 10 DarkSock said...

Pain and Pleather

sorry

9:37 am March, 10 DarkSock said...

@ Wheezer:

Strangely, “DarkSock” wasn’t taken…

9:51 am March, 10 Greg said...

I wish my reflection was in her clothes

10:35 am March, 10 Phil said...

and here is said video:

3:25 pm March, 10 scotetacular said...

bleached version of jay-z trying to mack it to kimora lee simmons hott at the 40 40 club

5:24 am March, 20 qweef said...

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9:24 am March, 21 Krabpaal said...

Goedkope krabpaal…

De specialist in goedkope krabpalen…

2:54 pm March, 23 Yo said...

Yo, that is a latino rapper Daddy Yankee (95% sure of it)…not saying he isn’t a douchebag, in fact, I’ve seen him on TV and I’m not sure how to translate it but he is definitely a douchebaggorito…

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