Monday, March 22, 2010

Chief Dances-in-Pinkshirt Voted

Chief Dances in Pinkshirt wanted to drop by and vote in this week’s HCwDB of the Week. Have you voted yet?

Meanwhile, Perfect Skin Sally would appreciate it if I get off her lawn.

Where she found me. At 2am. Gnawing on her discarded chapstick. And moaning for my granmama.

# posted by douchebag1
10:20 am March, 22 Wedgie said...

It puts the lotion on if it wants to eat.

10:24 am March, 22 DarkSock said...

See? I TOLD you fuckers Abe Vigoda was still alive.

10:29 am March, 22 Crucial Head said...

She gives me a teepee for my scrotum pole (apologies to our Reg with that name).

I’d put my kemosabe in her wig-wam while slapping her wampum with my headdress.

10:33 am March, 22 Baleen said...

I’m seeing multiple “mark-o-the-bags”. Chief Eagle Nuts will drink her hairspray when she’s passed out because that’s how they roll on the Reservation.

10:35 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I would drink that red liquid, even if it was her menstrual juices, just for the chance to lick the wrist sweat from her watchband even after it was accidentally dropped in her toilet before she wiped last night’s King Taco fecal sausage from her delicate oh so lovely pucker star .

Because I am fucking horny today.

The old lady is going to get a pummelfucking for the ages tonight. Thanks, Boss

10:38 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

And just what the fuck is that thing under his nose?

I’ve heard of a hairlip but never an arm pit lip. Dude, stick a jewel or a a billboard advertising in that thing, it’s crepping me out … eew

10:40 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Okay that was supposed to be creeping me out…..

That’s how much it’s creeping me out.

10:46 am March, 22 El Caganer said...

The updated cigar store Indian leaves a lot to be desired. She does not.

10:59 am March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin Douchal ^10:38

Back in my younger days as an asprining artist I took classes in figure and portrait drawing. I was told that the place right under the nose, in the middle of the upper lip, is called the snot trough. Some people got cute, eensty weensty little ridges that meet the peaks of the lip, and others got Rocky Mountains in which you could hide a Buick. If you punched this guy in the mouth he’d grag your hand with that lip, spin his head and break your wrist. Same thing if you aimed for his chin. Or his ass.

10:59 am March, 22 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

We see in this photo the real reason Iron Eyes Cody was crying in those 70’s PSA ads.

11:01 am March, 22 scrotum pole said...

Despite my Wounded Knee, I’d still bend this Nava HO’ over and Pok-a-hieny with my Little Big Horn.

11:04 am March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is she covering up a bruise on her cheek? I mean, if it came from my penis I would understand. My cockk causes lots of women to strike themselves in the face. I’d hate to think that Dances-in-Pinkshirt cracked her one with his lip.

11:04 am March, 22 Crosshair McDoucheson said...

Me, Tonto. You, low hott on my scrotumpole.

11:05 am March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If he took his hair extensions and put them on his chin he’d be a dead ringer for Lincoln.

If Lincoln had man boobs.

11:09 am March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If she put her hair extensions in my lap I’d be a dead ringer for Old Faithful.

11:12 am March, 22 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I’d blast on her mohi-cans.

11:13 am March, 22 El Queso said...

She’s smiling b/c she knows she just roped herself in another sugar daddy.

11:22 am March, 22 Crucial Head said...

Chief Gaseous Marmot paused halfway through fellating his squaw, when he realized he accidentally snorted her engorged clitoris.

11:23 am March, 22 Crucial Head said...

Bob ‘Bearscat’ Studi hoped to impress his older brother Wes, by surgically implanting a bowl-shaped cocaine holder beneath his nostrils.

11:27 am March, 22 Troy Tempest said...

He’s not First Nations. His name is Sal and his dad’s from Lebanon and his mom was Greek. He grew up in Newark NJ, and does autobody work at a garage in Carteret. Her name is Ashley. She’s Italian and from Bayonne. She works at a make up counter in Woodbridge Mall.

11:28 am March, 22 Crucial Head said...

She is all kinds of hottness.

I want to delicately slap the handles on her sock drawer until the police show up.

11:38 am March, 22 Istis Est said...

This remind me of old Indian tale.

Three Navaho women sit side by side on ground. The first woman, who is sitting on buffalo skin, has son who weighs 70 pounds. The second woman, who is sitting on deer skin, has son who weighs 80 pounds. The third woman who weighs 150 pounds is sitting on hippopotamus skin.

The moral: The weight of the son of the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

11:42 am March, 22 Istis Est said...

She is cute, I’ll give her that.

I’ll also leave dead beetles on the hood of her Miyata as a token of my affection.

11:52 am March, 22 scrotum pole said...

Chief Powatitunka, which roughly translated means:

“He who was kicked in the upper lip while trying to pee in buffalo’s butt.”

11:58 am March, 22 Comex_Preacher said...

this guy is so much of a douchebag it has me in hysterics! sorry but i cant laugh at this enough its too funny, look at what a idiot he looks bahahaa! he’s like “me cheif pinky wig wam, i like to smoke pipe and listen to the song by real mccoy – another night.” (i realise he may not be a red indian, or native american, or american indian, or whatever they’re called this days, but its funny imagianeing he is a modern day native american who acts douchey)

cheif pinky wig wam says “this good song me like so” –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbRMG-4wAI

12:00 pm March, 22 Deltus said...

Sally likes Pinkshirt, because if she ever forgets her purse, she can just store her stuff in the cavernous maw that is his upper lip’s snot trough.

His snot trough is so deep he has bats that live in that bitch.

His snot trough is so deep there’s always an echo whenever he speaks.

His snot trough is so deep he keeps a few spare pink shirts in there in case his current one gets sullied.

His snot trough is so deep it reads German philosophy books at night when he sleeps.

12:03 pm March, 22 El Queso said...

@scrotum pole: Interesting. I never thought about it until now, but DarkSock never claimed to have Peed in a Buffalo once. Maybe Chief Eagle Nuts here is an example of why?…

12:06 pm March, 22 Deltus said...

His snot trough is so deep they used it for getting B-roll when shooting The Abyss.

12:07 pm March, 22 Deltus said...

His snot trough is so deep you can book a spelunking party on the weekends.

12:12 pm March, 22 Deltus said...

His snot trough is so deep they found a bear hibernating in there for the winter.

12:21 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

On a fairly boring trip to Bruges in the 80’s I met a girl of the age of seventeen. She told me that she was Canadian and travelling on a government grant.

The young lovely, around my age, explained that her trip was paid for so she could discover her roots, as a native. She looked like this Indian chick. My blessing is also my curse. And she was not from Europe.

So I fucked her silly, found out that she was a savage beast, and told her her that Rick Sanchez would visit her later.

My time travelling has baffled those around me. Rick Sanchez gets a good crop of young things, for a CNN dude, why do I refer chicks to him.

What the fuck was my point?

12:37 pm March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His snot trough is so deep he can store a jelly dong in it and motorboat the nuts.

12:37 pm March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His snot trough is so deep if you listen closely, you can hear Chinese voices coming from the other end.

12:38 pm March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His stnot trough is so deep Plinky’s Mom’s Vagina has filed a copyright infringment suit.

12:51 pm March, 22 scrotum pole said...

His snot trough is so long and fast, the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Comitee rejected it as being too dangerous for a bobsled run.

12:58 pm March, 22 Euripidouche said...

is there ever a more redundant phrase than “unusually pronounced philtrum”

1:46 pm March, 22 G said...

Even when I put on my glasses, it still looks like the douche is wearing a training bra or something…as if the pink t shirt wasn’t enough

1:47 pm March, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His snot trough is so big he can hide his unusually pronounced philtrum in it.

2:51 pm March, 22 Frat douche said...

Is that Deathtongue’s hott? Is she being recycled?

3:19 pm March, 22 DarkSock said...

Iron Knees Cody

4:16 pm March, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

That’s awful nice of her to take her dad out for the night. Life in the institution is dreary. Clearly she got her looks from her mother.

4:25 pm March, 22 Just Sayin said...

Good to see that porn star eye shadow is still in style. At least among skanks.

5:59 pm March, 22 chief douchous said...

Hall of Hott material.

6:54 pm March, 22 Melissa said...

Hahahahaha I LOVE the title on this one.

I found this dude online and I may have peed myself. He is so tough I wanna jump his face with my legs wrapped around his head. I call my move “The Black Widow”.

http://melissadesa.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/how-to-make-yourself-look-stupid/

Melissa

Boredom.No.Moredom

9:52 pm March, 22 Baleen said...

She bears an uncanny resemblence to Herpy’s Brunette Brenda in the weekly.

So yeah, I’d fuck em both.

2:54 am March, 23 Steve L. said...

if you can’t scalp a douchebag and skin a bear, you’re not a fucking chief!

Sally, however, is very qualified to be… chiefess. or whatever you call a female chief, if such a thing exists.

10:18 am March, 23 Pat Migroene said...

Is he part Klingon?

5:57 am March, 24 boatbutter said...

Uncle Ramon Greico.

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