Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dennis 'Bag Tags a Baby Carrot


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What up douche1,

Was at a little soiree during the summer. There was a drunk, jersey shore-type goon hitting on my girlfriend. I snapped this picture of him quickly with my girlfriend’s camera, while he tried to swoon her.

Total clown…. ‘Cept he kept tellin my girlfriend that his schmeck was comparable to a baby carrot, kinda gave him points for that number….

-Dennis
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Good work, Dennis. When the chin pubes begin to resemble the door lines on the 2010 Audi A5, you know you’ve tagged an uberdouche.

# posted by douchebag1

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