Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Euro Crud

Look kids!!

Big Ben!!

The Parliament!!

A Greasy Eurocrud!!

Mmm… Nordic field frolicker princess hott, Svenga. I wouldst lick thine ankles hungrily and with pensive aplomb in the fields of rural Copenhagen, and then retire to our hillside chalet while listening to Wagner and making off-color jokes about the French.

EDIT: For those asking for a comment on Corey Haim, I will only say that the guy was in some genius films. RIP Haimster.

# posted by douchebag1
3:47 pm March, 10 Pickle said...

First!

3:48 pm March, 10 dbBen said...

Not quite an Olivia Newton John hott, but certainly in the spirit thereof.

4:08 pm March, 10 Crucial Head said...

Dayyyuuuuum! Look at that purky lil’ nipple!!!

4:35 pm March, 10 Justin said...

Gay mannequin-bag.

4:40 pm March, 10 Ellen said...

This is SOME MAJOR male cleavage. Jesus.

4:50 pm March, 10 douchebag1 said...

So what’s the verdict on the pop-up comments? Should we go back to that in-page thing that WordPress comes with?

4:55 pm March, 10 Crosshair McDoucheson said...

I would dolph her lundgrens.

4:56 pm March, 10 Ellen said...

DB1- will you marry me? i have a serious crush.

4:58 pm March, 10 douchebag1 said...

No, but after the past week, I’ll drink with you Ellen. This tech stuff is a huge pain in the Hardy.

5:12 pm March, 10 Ellen said...

Fly to Portland. We’ll make it happen. Oh baby.

5:22 pm March, 10 Soy Bomb said...

These two chicks are wicked hot.

FTR: I’m used to the pop-up comments, so my vote is to keep it.

5:32 pm March, 10 doucheywallnuts said...

Dude not only looks like a lady, dude looks like Posh Spice. And why does Posh-he have butt cheeks on his chest?

5:50 pm March, 10 massengill said...

@DB1

This pop up page blows goats. The previous version was better, the comments page was a lot easier to read.

As for the Aryan ‘bag here, if he’d been born 80 years sooner, he’d have been the poster boy for the Hitler Youth. Belee dat.

6:04 pm March, 10 Crucial Head said...

Boss,

I agree with Massengill. Got to have the avatars.

6:06 pm March, 10 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

DB1, I have to agree with massengill. The pop up page is the web version of gargling donkey jizz.

Speaking of gargling donkey jizz, I think we can all agree that Sven here was the European Donkey Jizz Gargling champion from 2003-2008.

6:14 pm March, 10 F302 said...

Bad photoshop, they butchered the shirt

6:23 pm March, 10 Bubsnubsly said...

The blown away link was a nice touch!

6:33 pm March, 10 massengill said...

Is that a house the Coreys are fighting in? That place is huge!

7:10 pm March, 10 08ArmyDoc said...

That shirt should be illegal.

And the dude (?) is wearing as much mascara as is the Norwegian Indian princess. I could go blind with the glare off his chestshave

7:11 pm March, 10 DarkSock said...

The Thin White Dookie

7:25 pm March, 10 Wedgie said...

Wonder if she’s pissed at him for raiding her closet.

7:27 pm March, 10 Wedgie said...

Never thought I’d miss blogger….conflicting edits, we barely knew ye.

7:29 pm March, 10 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Hate to say it, but he looks like the mutant offspring of David Bowie and Kevin Bacon.

Also, this new format is very hard to read. Can’t get used to it at all.

7:34 pm March, 10 pv1 said...

I like the pop-up page.

7:39 pm March, 10 Bubsnubsly said...

@Darksock…. my friends and I call other guys Dookies! Thanks for that one!

8:28 pm March, 10 Bagnonymous said...

Boss — I’ve already rendered my opinions elsewhere, but since you asked in this thread, I kinda liked the in-page stuff better.

PS. You might want to tell WordPress that their 3D fwap ‘n’ sniff boobie-suckle plug-in isn’t working correctly. Every time I click on that blonde chick from Tuesday (pink top/red bra), I still see her in 2D but for some reason my pants become three-dimensional and wet. Shouldn’t she be the one bulging and wet? I’m confused. Wet, sticky, and confused…

6:20 am March, 11 Douchelips said...

Verdict on the pop-up comments is get rid of them… it’s an unnecessary window. Main page should stay as is and click on individual post to view comments and leave one.

PS – Where do we upload an avatar? The profile page where I registered didn’t seem to have an avatar uploader on it.

7:38 am March, 11 Douche Mengia said...

Nuke him. Deflower her. Niiiiiiiiiice.

8:09 am March, 11 Deltus said...

I prefer a pop-up page for comments than in-line. The window is resizable (which is good), but starts out too big (which is bad) and the font needs to be smaller in the pop-up (also bad). Both these things are addressable though (which is good).

Also, sometimes it’s hard to tell if Eurobag is Gaybag or not. That’s really annoying. Also? Svenga? OMNOMNOMNOM!

8:22 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ DB1

I agree with the others. This pop up pages blows goats. You have proof.

8:46 am March, 11 Euripidouche said...

it won’t be long before douches are peeing out of their v-neck, head openings. but she reminds me of jailbail melissa joan hart…clarissa explains it all to a douche.

10:08 am March, 11 Anonne Huntress said...

I think we have the frontrunner for the Eurobag of the year….

10:22 am March, 11 scrotum pole said...

Test

11:03 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Methinks this guy and Shithouse would rather fist pump the shit out of each others’ swole cockks. But not to waste all that siemen, they’d use the leftovers as hair “gel.”

2:39 pm March, 11 Anonymous said...

ESAD Corey. Oh wait, you already did.

2:42 pm March, 11 Scrote Douche-N-Harmony said...

Mark Hamill’s face looked better before the car accident.

3:59 pm March, 11 Just Sayin said...

When he told his parents that he wanted to take dance classes, Dad had to explain to Mom what that meant.

5:30 pm March, 11 abdouchah the butcher said...

Ass-chest here is a fine example of the power of the true inner douche. Not a huge list of signifiers, but clearly scrote-of-the-earth. In a ballet outfit. Not good. She is serious shoulder and neck nibble material. Hopefully leading to more. Lots more.

4:43 am March, 12 scrotum pole said...

testing

7:01 am March, 12 my friends call me @$$hole said...

his parents let him play barbies with his little sisters till he was in high school… i see a weekly win in Ken’s future, and a pink corvette

6:18 pm March, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Shades of a wannabe Mooby with that low-dipped shirt on him… eclipsing the female is not a nice thing if she’s got a dandy rack. As for his hair…it’s the visual equivalent of the famous “wall of sound.”

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