Friday Haiku
Spandex Rabbit Turd,
Gets Blair to fondle his nads,
In grade school rec room.
Turn your head and cough
You Rainbow bright Douchebag Fool
Nurse Cutie hates you.
– Douche Wayne
Ted’s garb inspired by
Whitney Houston video
And grandpa’s sock drawer
– Yahoo Scrotius
New Yankees uni
Will be worn for away games
Blair gives a cup check
– Vin Douchal
80’s unitard.
American Apparel
You suck so badly.
– End the Haberdouchery
Jim Halpert clone lets
Karen feel his junk on new
show: “The Orifice.”
– Bagnonymous
Angela answers,
When asked what his schlong feels like:
“A baby carrot.”
– scrotum pole
First grade teacher Jen
Brings Douchebag to show-n-tell
Says ‘Stay in School, Kids!’
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Technicolor Douche
In a pro-Wrestling Onesie
Yuck! No! Don’t touch it!
– Pablo Sinatra
Susie cries with glee
at her first touch of a real
tiny mangina.
– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Sadistic teacher
Plus swole tongued man-tard:
Sackless meat puppet.
– Captain Bringdown
