Friday, March 5, 2010

Friday Haiku


Spandex Rabbit Turd,
Gets Blair to fondle his nads,
In grade school rec room.

Turn your head and cough
You Rainbow bright Douchebag Fool
Nurse Cutie hates you.

– Douche Wayne

Ted’s garb inspired by
Whitney Houston video
And grandpa’s sock drawer

– Yahoo Scrotius

New Yankees uni
Will be worn for away games
Blair gives a cup check

– Vin Douchal

80’s unitard.
American Apparel
You suck so badly.

– End the Haberdouchery

Jim Halpert clone lets
Karen feel his junk on new
show: “The Orifice.”

– Bagnonymous

Angela answers,
When asked what his schlong feels like:
“A baby carrot.”

– scrotum pole

First grade teacher Jen
Brings Douchebag to show-n-tell
Says ‘Stay in School, Kids!’

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Technicolor Douche
In a pro-Wrestling Onesie
Yuck! No! Don’t touch it!

– Pablo Sinatra

Susie cries with glee
at her first touch of a real
tiny mangina.

– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Sadistic teacher
Plus swole tongued man-tard:
Sackless meat puppet.

– Captain Bringdown

# posted by douchebag1

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