Friday Haiku
Clowns of Long Beach mug
“Less Than Zero” Jamie Gertz,
R.I.P. culture.
short-bus, cross-eyed hott
can you not see/smell the slime?
dirty jerz surrounds
— baglanta
Tanning goo abounds
These four choads smell like bacon
Still…her rack is nice
– Wedgie
Stripey hott gropes bag
Finds nothing in his crotch, so
grabs bottle instead.
— Mr. White
Cross-eyed Jenny’s boobs
Travelling band of meatheads
“Down the shore” carnys
— yahoo scrotius
Monkey dry humping
His ‘bro does not see the hand
that will save us all
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
At the funderal
For their bro, they laughed, cried, drank
Then gang banged his ex
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Barbie likes seafood
So her bro threw another
Shrimp on the Barbie
— saulgoode42
Word Press I.T. team
Big Rage in Cabo spending
Db1’s payment
— Vin Douchal
short-bus, cross-eyed hott
can you not see/smell the slime?
dirty jerz surrounds
Rutgers U spring break
Panama City cringes
oil shortage, no more!
solo baglanta
haikus alone on Friday?
where are baghunters?
Tanning goo abounds
These four choads smell like bacon
Still…her rack is nice
Stripey hott gropes bag
Finds nothing in his crotch, so
grabs bottle instead.
Steroids leak from skin,
give poor hott scoliosis.
Nice job, you Jerz-holes.
Cross-eyed Jenny’s boobs
Travelling band of meatheads
“Down the shore” carnys
Red Shorts bag leans in,
sniffs deeply, and says, “Ear wax
smells sexy, baby.”
Dude to our left says
He ain’t heavy, he’s my douche
And Rita’s Rack’s prime!
Monkey dry humping
His ‘bro does not see the hand
that will save us all
Why is my name blue?
Where is my damn fuccen pic?
I say we fear change!
She dares to invade
The gaybag’s reunion tour?
Wasted effort, toots.
Barbie likes seafood
So her bro threw another
Shrimp on the Barbie
Come on, Natasha
Send in pics of your undies
…unless you’re Darksock
There is enough porch
beef here to feed a third world
country. Char whole lot.
Word Press I.T. team
Big Rage in Cabo spending
Db1’s payment
Ha Ha Ha Saulgoode
Nailed it! But where’s his damn pic?
Sumbody give lessons?
Stripey Hott tilts hips
in search of perfect angle
for butt-pee receipt.
Throw away that shirt
The smell of ‘roid cream and shame
will never wash out
Middle douche carries
towel for own protection from
Siemen covered Chad.
Bleeth tries to find the
package of monkey-love douche.
Smiling, she has no luck.
At the funderal
For their bro, they laughed, cried, drank
Then gang banged his ex
New movie remake:
“Crosschoads” has Gertz singing blues
Where’s Ralph Macchio?
Left Douche looks rev’d up!
Cattle prod has just been pushed
deep into rectum.
Two more times thinks Cha
for being bukkakke target.
Siemen stings his eyes.
Rambunctious ‘roid wanks
Paulo, Paul, Pablo, Paulie
Greasy puddle spreads
Jamie Gertz parties.
To forget douche Haim’s passing.
Co-douched in Lost Boys.
Grease, beads, sweat, spikes, stink.
Mandana, wristdana, stink.
Douche face, herpes, stink.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
^ FUCK! ChaD not Cha!
Beefy douche on right
has gi-normous left arm from
hefting big ass watch
Man love party crew
Interrupted by bewb Hott
No thanks, cockk for us
Mr. Peepers sniffed
the scent of jazmine and dew
Ghaack! Axe smell better!
Blue Mandana Choad
Likes the feel is Vin’s hard cock
I suggest move hand
Couple on the left
Wears matching tee shirts to show
Brahs be lovers too.
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DAMN IT
Man, this gal is cute
But she is a sump pump if
Banging one of them
Monkey love douchebag
Is spent from spraying his load
Target: Dude on right.
Near the bottom, a
wily Clear Cup waits, looking
for a chance to KILL!
At the fair she said
“Win me something”. A huge turd
Was not her first choice
Hey Chef Boyaree
Don’t bring my name into your
Man love triangle
Hip mounted dildo
Hours of Anal Brah Fun
Get your own, Sister!
Note to left side douche
R.I.P’d in a horse once? Pfah!
You are no DarkSock
Sherry strikes a pose
But the scrote-choads stain the frame
She should go solo!
Butt Pee Marathon
To score Guinness World Record
“NOW I’m someone, Dad!”
Vinnie makes mad cash
At the New Jersey State Fair
As Port-A-Pottie
“Step right up, Mista!
Lob a turd in my pocket,
Win the Girl a Prize!”
I must admit I’m
Not a Jamie Gertz fan, but
Those are some fine boobs.
Gayest pickpocket
Strikes Jersey State Fair; Ass-Grabs
Your Wallet and Jets.
R.I.P. self pride
Gone the way of the dodo
Grace abandons you.
‘Roided Douche on right
The most popular in group.
Jizz on shirt don’t lie.
Lance mistakes Chap-Stick
For a Mini-Mite Butt Plug
And mounts Todd’s pocket
stripey, stripey, oh…
let me suckle the fun bags
and get rid of choads.
Four wrongs make no right
Girl stuck with cult of jerz-bags
Don’t drink the kool-aid
purple bandanna
guy had way too much to drink
humps dude, kisses hott
Doucebag is sporting,
The wrist-dana watch combo.
What a trend-setter.
bro don’t hump my leg
you’ll blow chance at the yearly
gay bag does not count
and why is he smiling so big too? i think ther three on the right just met the two on the left and had NO IDEA what they were getting themselves into when they agreed to go pound some shots and do some fistpumping later
Mystery Dude with
Shades, cocks his ‘gun’ to show he
shot on the Right Dude
Momma and pappa’s
fertility drugs and ‘roids,
spawned these grotesque kids
None of these guys can
Fill the cock ring that hangs round
My tasty li’l neck
Douche Temper Tantrum
“Don’t like shirt, Carry me home”
Now needs diaper change
She was the only
One who didn’t get kissed in
“The Tunnel of Love”
And by “Tunnel of
Love” I mean exactly what
You all are thinking
R I P is a
requiem for our culture
getting smothered by turds
“Bros, let’s ham it up!
We can get on DB1’s
show, then ‘Jersey Shore’!”
(Sorry, boss, couldn’t resist.)
So, how do you get
your fuccen pictures to show?
I feel half-cocked here!
Read directions please
Bleach is for whites not darks
Better yet, drink it
“First Da Sopranos,
Now Jersey Shore! ‘Dem faggy
vampire shows suck!”
Read directions please
Bleach is for whites not darks, douche
Better yet, drink it
Douche on right carries
many fellow douche splooge stains
White pants are ‘fancy’.
Red pant douchebag asks,
” Is that a gun in your pants,
and why’s it spurting?”
Busy work morning,
but I see that WordPress has
passed the haiku test.
Does anyone know
whose dismembered legs those are
behind monkey douche?
If I get sleeveless
douches at my funeral
please kill me again.
Douche in the back asks,
What, I gotta hump my bro,
To get jerked by hottie?
She’s got great big tits, but I’m not sure if she’s actually hot. Little Tony certainly thinks so, but then he’s not very discriminating. Bit Tony thinks that she’s probably as much a douchebag as the douchebags she’s surrounded herself with in this weird, animalistic group preen session.
Mr. Scrotato Head:
Your 7:10 post made me laugh out loud. Well done, sir.
Memorial shirts
honor their dead amigo
Good, one less Douchebag
That was in poor taste
but today it matters not
the world’s my toilet!
Vomit on a shirt
Cross-eyed hott with cross-eyed tits
What a fuckin’ mess
Joey on left pops wood
then sees hott’s hand is not ‘there’
Talk about awkward
Behind douches lurk
sniper carnies in doucheblind
Blam! The world is saved!
Goomba foursome reeks
Of pud, wank, scrote, choad, and poo.
Gabby should run now.
Apologies to
Vin Douchal, was looking for
one syllable stereotypical Italian name.
Yea, I know that last line had more than 5 syllables.
Anyway, wasn’t referring to you.
Even for a wake
Douche and Bleeth cannot resist
Posing for cameras
Four bags and a hot
Commemorating the one
unable to rest
Oh yes, the site is
very funny until your
poon ends up on it.
i have ran out of
AR EYE PEE jokes before i
even started. sad.
hur. EYE PEE. now there’s
something i can work with. PEE
IN YOUR EYES BITCHES!
this is very sad
hott needs a bag on her head
the choads make me puke
bird shit on the shirt
bullshit all around the hott
shit is the theme here