Friday, March 12, 2010

Friday Haiku

Clowns of Long Beach mug

“Less Than Zero” Jamie Gertz,

R.I.P. culture.

short-bus, cross-eyed hott

can you not see/smell the slime?

dirty jerz surrounds

— baglanta

Tanning goo abounds

These four choads smell like bacon

Still…her rack is nice

– Wedgie

Stripey hott gropes bag

Finds nothing in his crotch, so

grabs bottle instead.

— Mr. White

Cross-eyed Jenny’s boobs

Travelling band of meatheads

“Down the shore” carnys

— yahoo scrotius

Monkey dry humping

His ‘bro does not see the hand

that will save us all

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

At the funderal

For their bro, they laughed, cried, drank

Then gang banged his ex

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Barbie likes seafood

So her bro threw another

Shrimp on the Barbie

— saulgoode42

Word Press I.T. team

Big Rage in Cabo spending

Db1’s payment

— Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
6:53 am March, 12 baglanta said...

short-bus, cross-eyed hott

can you not see/smell the slime?

dirty jerz surrounds

6:55 am March, 12 baglanta said...

Rutgers U spring break

Panama City cringes

oil shortage, no more!

6:57 am March, 12 baglanta said...

solo baglanta

haikus alone on Friday?

where are baghunters?

6:57 am March, 12 Wedgie said...

Tanning goo abounds

These four choads smell like bacon

Still…her rack is nice

6:58 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Stripey hott gropes bag

Finds nothing in his crotch, so

grabs bottle instead.

6:59 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Steroids leak from skin,

give poor hott scoliosis.

Nice job, you Jerz-holes.

6:59 am March, 12 yahoo scrotius said...

Cross-eyed Jenny’s boobs

Travelling band of meatheads

“Down the shore” carnys

7:00 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Red Shorts bag leans in,

sniffs deeply, and says, “Ear wax

smells sexy, baby.”

7:00 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dude to our left says

He ain’t heavy, he’s my douche

And Rita’s Rack’s prime!

7:01 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Monkey dry humping

His ‘bro does not see the hand

that will save us all

7:02 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Why is my name blue?

Where is my damn fuccen pic?

I say we fear change!

7:02 am March, 12 Wedgie said...

She dares to invade

The gaybag’s reunion tour?

Wasted effort, toots.

7:03 am March, 12 saulgoode42 said...

Barbie likes seafood

So her bro threw another

Shrimp on the Barbie

7:05 am March, 12 Wedgie said...

Come on, Natasha

Send in pics of your undies

…unless you’re Darksock

7:05 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There is enough porch

beef here to feed a third world

country. Char whole lot.

7:06 am March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Word Press I.T. team

Big Rage in Cabo spending

Db1’s payment

7:06 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ha Ha Ha Saulgoode

Nailed it! But where’s his damn pic?

Sumbody give lessons?

7:07 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Stripey Hott tilts hips

in search of perfect angle

for butt-pee receipt.

7:07 am March, 12 Douche Boyaree's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

Throw away that shirt

The smell of ‘roid cream and shame

will never wash out

7:08 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Middle douche carries

towel for own protection from

Siemen covered Chad.

7:10 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth tries to find the

package of monkey-love douche.

Smiling, she has no luck.

7:10 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

At the funderal

For their bro, they laughed, cried, drank

Then gang banged his ex

7:12 am March, 12 saulgoode42 said...

New movie remake:

“Crosschoads” has Gertz singing blues

Where’s Ralph Macchio?

7:12 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Left Douche looks rev’d up!

Cattle prod has just been pushed

deep into rectum.

7:12 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Two more times thinks Cha

for being bukkakke target.

Siemen stings his eyes.

7:12 am March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Rambunctious ‘roid wanks

Paulo, Paul, Pablo, Paulie

Greasy puddle spreads

7:13 am March, 12 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Jamie Gertz parties.

To forget douche Haim’s passing.

Co-douched in Lost Boys.

Grease, beads, sweat, spikes, stink.

Mandana, wristdana, stink.

Douche face, herpes, stink.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:13 am March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ FUCK! ChaD not Cha!

7:13 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Beefy douche on right

has gi-normous left arm from

hefting big ass watch

7:15 am March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Man love party crew

Interrupted by bewb Hott

No thanks, cockk for us

7:15 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mr. Peepers sniffed

the scent of jazmine and dew

Ghaack! Axe smell better!

7:16 am March, 12 Douche Boyaree's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

Blue Mandana Choad

Likes the feel is Vin’s hard cock

I suggest move hand

7:16 am March, 12 Fatness said...

Couple on the left

Wears matching tee shirts to show

Brahs be lovers too.

7:16 am March, 12 Douche Boyaree's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

of=is

DAMN IT

7:18 am March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Man, this gal is cute

But she is a sump pump if

Banging one of them

7:19 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Monkey love douchebag

Is spent from spraying his load

Target: Dude on right.

7:20 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

Near the bottom, a

wily Clear Cup waits, looking

for a chance to KILL!

7:21 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

At the fair she said

“Win me something”. A huge turd

Was not her first choice

7:22 am March, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Chef Boyaree

Don’t bring my name into your

Man love triangle

7:24 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

Hip mounted dildo

Hours of Anal Brah Fun

Get your own, Sister!

7:25 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Note to left side douche

R.I.P’d in a horse once? Pfah!

You are no DarkSock

7:25 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Sherry strikes a pose

But the scrote-choads stain the frame

She should go solo!

7:25 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

Butt Pee Marathon

To score Guinness World Record

“NOW I’m someone, Dad!”

7:27 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

Vinnie makes mad cash

At the New Jersey State Fair

As Port-A-Pottie

7:29 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

“Step right up, Mista!

Lob a turd in my pocket,

Win the Girl a Prize!”

7:29 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I must admit I’m

Not a Jamie Gertz fan, but

Those are some fine boobs.

7:30 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

Gayest pickpocket

Strikes Jersey State Fair; Ass-Grabs

Your Wallet and Jets.

7:30 am March, 12 canadouche said...

R.I.P. self pride

Gone the way of the dodo

Grace abandons you.

7:31 am March, 12 scrotum pole said...

‘Roided Douche on right

The most popular in group.

Jizz on shirt don’t lie.

7:32 am March, 12 DarkSock said...

Lance mistakes Chap-Stick

For a Mini-Mite Butt Plug

And mounts Todd’s pocket

7:32 am March, 12 uscrascal said...

stripey, stripey, oh…

let me suckle the fun bags

and get rid of choads.

7:32 am March, 12 canadouche said...

Four wrongs make no right

Girl stuck with cult of jerz-bags

Don’t drink the kool-aid

7:34 am March, 12 my friends call me @$$hole said...

purple bandanna

guy had way too much to drink

humps dude, kisses hott

7:34 am March, 12 scrotum pole said...

Doucebag is sporting,

The wrist-dana watch combo.

What a trend-setter.

7:35 am March, 12 my friends call me @$$hole said...

bro don’t hump my leg

you’ll blow chance at the yearly

gay bag does not count

7:37 am March, 12 my friends call me @$$hole said...

and why is he smiling so big too? i think ther three on the right just met the two on the left and had NO IDEA what they were getting themselves into when they agreed to go pound some shots and do some fistpumping later

7:40 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mystery Dude with

Shades, cocks his ‘gun’ to show he

shot on the Right Dude

7:41 am March, 12 scrotum pole said...

Momma and pappa’s

fertility drugs and ‘roids,

spawned these grotesque kids

7:42 am March, 12 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

None of these guys can

Fill the cock ring that hangs round

My tasty li’l neck

7:43 am March, 12 Chest Meatsteak said...

Douche Temper Tantrum

“Don’t like shirt, Carry me home”

Now needs diaper change

7:44 am March, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She was the only

One who didn’t get kissed in

“The Tunnel of Love”

And by “Tunnel of

Love” I mean exactly what

You all are thinking

7:47 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

R I P is a

requiem for our culture

getting smothered by turds

7:49 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

“Bros, let’s ham it up!

We can get on DB1’s

show, then ‘Jersey Shore’!”

(Sorry, boss, couldn’t resist.)

7:51 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

So, how do you get

your fuccen pictures to show?

I feel half-cocked here!

7:53 am March, 12 Chest Meatsteak said...

Read directions please

Bleach is for whites not darks

Better yet, drink it

7:53 am March, 12 Mr. White said...

“First Da Sopranos,

Now Jersey Shore! ‘Dem faggy

vampire shows suck!”

7:54 am March, 12 Chest Meatsteak said...

Read directions please

Bleach is for whites not darks, douche

Better yet, drink it

8:04 am March, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche on right carries

many fellow douche splooge stains

White pants are ‘fancy’.

8:05 am March, 12 scrotum pole said...

Red pant douchebag asks,

” Is that a gun in your pants,

and why’s it spurting?”

8:12 am March, 12 Bagnonymous said...

Busy work morning,

but I see that WordPress has

passed the haiku test.

8:14 am March, 12 Bagnonymous said...

Does anyone know

whose dismembered legs those are

behind monkey douche?

8:16 am March, 12 Bagnonymous said...

If I get sleeveless

douches at my funeral

please kill me again.

8:50 am March, 12 Guns n Douches said...

Douche in the back asks,

What, I gotta hump my bro,

To get jerked by hottie?

9:03 am March, 12 Big Tony Ventresca said...

She’s got great big tits, but I’m not sure if she’s actually hot. Little Tony certainly thinks so, but then he’s not very discriminating. Bit Tony thinks that she’s probably as much a douchebag as the douchebags she’s surrounded herself with in this weird, animalistic group preen session.

9:06 am March, 12 Wedgie said...

Mr. Scrotato Head:

Your 7:10 post made me laugh out loud. Well done, sir.

9:16 am March, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Memorial shirts

honor their dead amigo

Good, one less Douchebag

That was in poor taste

but today it matters not

the world’s my toilet!

10:48 am March, 12 Douchesaurus Rex said...

Vomit on a shirt

Cross-eyed hott with cross-eyed tits

What a fuckin’ mess

Joey on left pops wood

then sees hott’s hand is not ‘there’

Talk about awkward

Behind douches lurk

sniper carnies in doucheblind

Blam! The world is saved!

11:00 am March, 12 Douche Mengia said...

Goomba foursome reeks

Of pud, wank, scrote, choad, and poo.

Gabby should run now.

11:02 am March, 12 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

Apologies to

Vin Douchal, was looking for

one syllable stereotypical Italian name.

Yea, I know that last line had more than 5 syllables.

Anyway, wasn’t referring to you.

11:15 am March, 12 Deltus said...

Even for a wake

Douche and Bleeth cannot resist

Posing for cameras

12:37 pm March, 12 Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag said...

Four bags and a hot

Commemorating the one

unable to rest

5:38 am March, 13 douche equis said...

Oh yes, the site is

very funny until your

poon ends up on it.

1:15 am March, 14 Steve L. said...

i have ran out of

AR EYE PEE jokes before i

even started. sad.

1:16 am March, 14 Steve L. said...

hur. EYE PEE. now there’s

something i can work with. PEE

IN YOUR EYES BITCHES!

12:45 pm March, 14 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

this is very sad

hott needs a bag on her head

the choads make me puke

bird shit on the shirt

bullshit all around the hott

shit is the theme here

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