Friday, March 19, 2010

Friday Haiku

Sickly burned glow skin,

Orange, like nuked papayrus.

But boobs reassure.

Don’t look so surprised.

Those girls don’t really like you.

They just hate their dads.

— Blair

Despite the two tabs he dropped

And vacant dilation

Cleavage goes unnoticed

– Baleen

drinkstrong’s charity

ed hardy drive, brynne donates

her cans for the cure.

– Euripidouche

The hills are alive

with the sound of music. Ken

can’t hear the music.

– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Kim was the last girl

Devon would ever serve a

Flaming Aqualung

– Mr. Scrotato Head

Clueless question face

Aggressive girls scare douchebag

Boobies go untouched

– MC 900 Foot Douchebag

Ian Ziering choad

Camden 08108

MTV next fall

– Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
5:50 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Oompa Loompa Boy

Shows indifference to boobs

Pink band gives a clue

5:52 am March, 19 Anonymous said...

Hott’s smile and cleavage

Makes me wish “Sudden Death” for

Jean-Claude Van Damme Bag

5:54 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Minnesotan douche

Fries in the Las Vegas sun

Local Hotts mock him

5:55 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Into the Valley

Of Delicious Boobiness

Rode the 600.

5:55 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

Remove concrete lid

Peer down into septic tank

Still fermenting…*close*

5:56 am March, 19 Blair said...

Don’t look so surprised.

Those girls don’t really like you.

They just hate their dads.

5:57 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

Forget that orange dude –

I’m diggin’ that sweet ass couch:

Vag pattern cloth? Yesss.

5:57 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Metrosexual Chad

Takes color coordination

way too far from couch

5:57 am March, 19 Baleen said...

Despite the two tabs he dropped

And vacant dilation

Cleavage goes unnoticed

5:57 am March, 19 Euripidouche said...

drinkstrong’s charity

ed hardy drive, brynne donates

her cans for the cure.

5:58 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

His far-away gaze

Is the hollow vacant stare

Of the Just-Sharted.

5:58 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Giant butternut

squash gazes in another

direction. He’s gay.

5:59 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

“Darn it”, thought Tommy,

“I forgot to remove the

Sphincter from my wrist”.

5:59 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“What is she doing?”

wonders sickly carrot man.

Lisa enjoys free drinks.

6:01 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

“Maybe if I freeze

Girls will go away before

Jealous Todd sees this”

6:01 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“This doesn’t feel right”

thinks yam man.The wristband gives

away his status.

6:02 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Ripped jeans at the knees…

Fruitbars call it “Catcher’s Rash”

Elton John’s Rent Boy.

6:02 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait! Is he a Hunchback?

Camera angle says yes

I would ring his bell

6:03 am March, 19 Euripidouche said...

orangey ginger choad

toxic bronzer reaction,

mobile nursing helps

6:03 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Cheeeeeers!” screams a drunken

Jen. Brunette knows she has more

of a chance than Ken.

6:04 am March, 19 Bagnonymous said...

Drunk blonde Jenny begs,

“Come suck on my forehead, Jake!”

Jake’s not really sure

6:05 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kim’s boobs are the sweet

Treat you suck from the center

Of a cream cickle

6:05 am March, 19 Dicy said...

Orange Face McGee is

not shocked. He likes when girls slip

Fingers in his bum.

6:05 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The hills are alive

with the sound of music. Ken

can’t hear the music.

6:05 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Pink bracelet is for

“Get Buttfuckedstrong” Foundation.

He’s the CEO.

6:06 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ebony and Orange

Roughy would make a scrotey

MJ-Paul M. song

6:06 am March, 19 Bagnonymous said...

Gay intervention

Nikki and Jenn try their best

Jake’s still a homo

6:06 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The Santa Anna

Winds blow, but not as bad as

Their fire victim

6:07 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where is Mr. White?

His haikus are big funny.

MIA.

6:08 am March, 19 Bagnonymous said...

^^

Actually, Franklyn,

“Ebony and Ivory”

Was Paul and Stevie

6:09 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Speech Therapist Jen

Moves to grab mouth of her Mute

“Say Sum’pin, Dammit!”

6:09 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Todd yearns for Stackhouse

but bleeths keep getting in way.

Don’t drink the water.

6:10 am March, 19 Bagnonymous said...

Out of the office,

but I still log on for the

haiku and ass pear.

6:10 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Nursing students try

to console Ken over loss

of his hamster Ben.

6:11 am March, 19 Bagnonymous said...

Suggestion for Jake:

I would stick my orange-ass face

all in those boobies.

6:12 am March, 19 Euripidouche said...

did you hear the one

where the cosmetic surgeon

walks into a bar.

6:13 am March, 19 yahoo scrotius said...

Lounge turd kidney scare

Quick diagnosis: spray-tan

Trick? Examine ears.

6:13 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In the burn wing she

consoled him with cokes and boobs

Then porked his girlfriend

6:13 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Glory hole beckons

Ken with its sweet song. Stackhouse

will wait hungrily.

6:13 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Ben Wa ball necklace

Has left his face shit brown from

Taking on and off.

6:15 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I’m not with these two”

says Ken to Elton John.

Go back to his place.

6:15 am March, 19 yahoo scrotius said...

Pink wristband, free drinks

Wandering-eyed boobie girl

Thinks that’s, like, so hot

6:19 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kim was the last girl

Devon would ever serve a

Flaming Aqualung

6:19 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Dirty Sanchez style

Eyebrows are he hot new thing

In Key West, F L.

6:21 am March, 19 JoMama said...

Ed Hardy jack ass

Shows effects of Chernobyl

Red face, small wiener

6:21 am March, 19 yahoo scrotius said...

Best part of this scene

Is that boobie girl will soon

Puke in douche’s lap

6:21 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

Only a fruitbar

Looks away from a canyon

As gorgeous as that.

6:22 am March, 19 fatness said...

Can’t stop laughing at

All the other haikus

They’re hilarious

6:23 am March, 19 JoMama said...

Stop making that dumb

Duckface! You look stupid and

your friends are ashamed

6:24 am March, 19 boatbutter said...

In haiku above,

I meant to write “the,” not “he.”

Miss Blogger Trash Can.

6:24 am March, 19 saulgoode42 said...

Two chicks can’t decide

What to do with the dipshit

They made from a couch

6:25 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hello my name is

Dug, you are pretty, and you

Have big boob- SQUIRREL!!

6:25 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Ian Ziering choad

Camden 08108

MTV next fall

6:26 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Terry sits sweetly

As drunken Hotts mob for men

Hey! Don’t waste time here!

6:26 am March, 19 JoMama said...

Drew Barrymore Hott

ignores her gaydar-LOOK he’s

wearing anal beads

6:26 am March, 19 fatness said...

Above should have read

All *of* the other haikus

Can’t count anymore

6:28 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie’s nice cleavage

So distracting couldn’t say

Color of her eyes

6:29 am March, 19 fatness said...

Succulent blondie

Shows us why we return here

Every stinking day

6:31 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

This fuckface gets laid

Tells chicks that he’s Tucker Max

Well, it did work once

6:32 am March, 19 saulgoode42 said...

Ian Ziering says

Having eyelids are cool, but

I’ll trade ’em for boobs.

6:32 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chad is dazed and stunned

From twelve hours in tanning bed

Jen laughs off her ‘OOPs’

6:32 am March, 19 fatness said...

Orange Choad ignores the

First Class Chest Pear right in front

Of his douchebag face

6:37 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Beta-Carotene

Ken WAY overdoes diet

EASE up on carrots!

6:41 am March, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Clueless question face

Aggressive girls scare douchebag

Boobies go untouched

6:41 am March, 19 Dildo Douchebaggins said...

Douchey will accept

like a velvet glove the fist

of stranger later

6:42 am March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Steve shows the damage

From playful ‘lighting farts’ game

Douches have bad gas!

6:43 am March, 19 my friends call me @$$hole said...

wanna’ spary my jizz

down this hot slut’s sweet cleavage

then kill orange face douche

when i say orange it’s one syllable, nothing wrong with you if you say it as two, but if you’re thinking of calling me out for have 6 in that third line, shut the fuck up and go fold your ed hardy t-shirts

6:45 am March, 19 Colossus of Choads said...

charity wrist-band,

feels as lame as its owner,

persimmon hybrid..

6:46 am March, 19 Wedgie said...

Since I was sixteen

I have searched for the rear seat

From my Dad’s Nova

6:47 am March, 19 Wedgie said...

Imagine my shock

At finding it here Friday

With matching douchebag

6:48 am March, 19 Anonymous said...

Orange Frank Dux must die

Filming “Bloodsport II – Douche Fight”

Boobies will be mine!

6:48 am March, 19 saulgoode42 said...

Actress with nice chest

Drew zombie boy from coffin

Bury more bodies

6:51 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Someone call Crucial

We need a haiku home run

These three don’t inspire

6:52 am March, 19 Chad Kroeger said...

Jealous of my head

Blaze face Ed Hardy does gag

While he sucks porch beef

6:53 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Ignoring the hotts

A threesome for him involves

His priest and nephew

6:53 am March, 19 Deltus said...

Could be spray on tan

Could be excitement from boobs

Difficult to say

6:56 am March, 19 Deltus said...

Very depressing

It’s not good that boobs are near

That shade of porch beef

6:56 am March, 19 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

Another holy

site is revealed to me

boobie triangle

6:59 am March, 19 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

Orange Creamsicle

Two crunchy outside layers

One creamy middle

7:05 am March, 19 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

Flame on! says Johnny

another superhero

only there’s no fire

8:07 am March, 19 ehcuodouche said...

A tight spiral with

A barrel roll will drop me

Right into the boobs

9:26 am March, 19 canadouche said...

Friday. Girls gone wild

Cheap drinks. Wristbands. What’s amiss?

Fabutan gone bad.

10:44 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

After the first blue

Dart Ken’s facial nerves popped like

Sheets of bubble wrap

12:24 pm March, 19 Douche Mengia said...

Wank-tard Zombie-bag

Just realized he put on

WAY too much spray tan.

8:33 am March, 20 Sorta Damocles said...

I weep for the youth

orange skin with vacant stare

bad judgement, boobies

2:54 pm March, 20 Edvis said...

Nothing says love like a sun-burned albino.

8:15 pm March, 21 Steve L. said...

boobies imperiled

by orange cake. escape when

you still have time, Anne!

3:34 pm March, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

I wonder if a choadwank the color of smoked salmon is as smelly as the fishmarket from whence he was cured and procured.

3:38 pm March, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh, I forgot. It’s supposed to be a haiku.

Hmmmmm…..

Choad the hue of smoked

salmon smells like fishmarket

where cured and procured.

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