Friday, March 26, 2010
Friday Haiku
Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.
Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm
— End the Haberdouchery
Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.
— Anthony LaBaglia
Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.
— Bag A
Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.
— scrotum pole
Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath
— Justin
