Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Haiku


Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.

Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm

— End the Haberdouchery

Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.

— Anthony LaBaglia

Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.

— Bag A

Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.

— scrotum pole

Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath

— Justin

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