Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Haiku


Site in hazy state,
Like ridic arm fung tattoo,
Blonde on right heals all.

Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Chad’s orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm

— End the Haberdouchery

Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma’s donut.

— Anthony LaBaglia

Green algae stick to
Douche Left’s Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

subconscious: “nice racks!”
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.

— Bag A

Since it’s apparent
They’re not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.

— scrotum pole

Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath

— Justin

# posted by admin
2:04 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bo and Luke don't know
about tranny party in
Vegas. "We're cool!" they think.

2:05 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Posing in Vegas
fountain will not wash away
poor life decisions.

2:06 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I could match her suit's
technicolors with my spew
From his swirl-ass tat

2:06 pm March, 26 Bag A said...

subconscious: "nice racks!"
multicolored funbags, yeah!
pool needs more chlorine.

2:07 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The brunette in the
middle bring new meaning to
the old phrase "boy toy".

2:09 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The tired and horny
cougars tried to find some men
but only got douche bags.

2:09 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

If I were a chimp
From the poolside I would cast
My Poo Before Swine

2:10 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

The age old question:
"Why does poo float"? Let's find out!
Fill the pool higher.

2:11 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I am all for crowd
control with a high-pressure
water hose.Blast now!

2:12 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

Karen Carpenter's
Amazing recovery
From bulemia.

2:12 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Green algae stick to
Douche Left's Arm. I understand
They clean up oil slicks.

2:13 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Is it just me, or
Brunette's suit diagram a
belly vagina

2:15 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Conventions are great
fun to me new people. Here
shit stains meet trannies.

2:16 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Bad news, left-side Douche:
Looks like the infection's spread
Cockk-to-arm it goes…

2:16 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hot chicks heard Water
Polo. In fact they pose with
Water Polio team.

2:17 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

They'd all like some fame.
But, the brunette's green cooter
Is really the star.

2:17 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bert and Ernie don't
know what to make of cougars.
Bert's blank face tells all.

2:19 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

Since it's apparent
They're not here to be baptised,
Just drown them instead.

2:19 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Why the bathing suits
If you are not going to swim?
"We're too Cool For Pool".

2:19 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Clorox was the main
sponsor of tonight's party.
Stocks shares go through roof.

2:20 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Rehab knows the deal:
Shallow pools bring shallow fools
Aching to bare skin.

2:21 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche in Middle's shorts
Are cameouflage for backside
Black stripes hide race strips

2:21 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pool needs sharks with
frickin' lasers on their heads.
Blind them first then eat.

2:22 pm March, 26 saulgoode42 said...

Biohazard guy
And Wonder Woman chica
Look pretty normal

2:22 pm March, 26 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Matt Damon and three
Gays, Will not deflect my glaze
From Uma's donut.

2:23 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sally Kellerman
was good in "Back to School". Look like parts have dried up.

2:24 pm March, 26 Chad Kroeger said...

Dudes don't give a fuck
what surprises await them.
Trannies sporting coccks.

2:25 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Like a litter box
Girls should step away from turds
And let these two flush

2:25 pm March, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Blondie will regret
This when she's fifty. By fif-
ty I mean next year.

2:25 pm March, 26 Anthony LaBaglia said...

First four are dudes, all
They each have at least one ball
Uma licks my taint.

2:26 pm March, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

"I feel a tingle"
says Bert to Ernie. Too bad
it's due to Ernie.

2:27 pm March, 26 Maxim Kovalenko said...

Arm tattoo
Makes eyes swirly.
Boobies make me better.

2:27 pm March, 26 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Righty is tighty,
The leftys are all loose-y
Her forehead will accomodate my extra-large glistening load.

(Sometimes you just need a few more syllables…)

2:27 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

Up to necks in douche,
Knee deep in lighter fluid.
Someone got a match?

2:28 pm March, 26 saulgoode42 said...

Steve and Chuck wound up
At the Booby Olympics
Go for the choad, guys!

2:29 pm March, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

What I wouldn't give
To grab those bikini bel-
ly straps and pull up

2:31 pm March, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Last 'A Chorus Line'
Act ends bad with 2 nut kicks
Orange had it comming

2:32 pm March, 26 saulgoode42 said...

Besides a bad tat
And weird swim suits, let's face it:
We hope these guys score

2:33 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

They're in the right place,
The shallow end of gene pool,
Open up the drain.

2:34 pm March, 26 Anonymous said...

Superhero girl
Stopping Grieco virus spread
Fails to save her friends

2:36 pm March, 26 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

pool water ripples
choad fell in a brier patch
crotch attached to boobs

2:37 pm March, 26 scrotum pole said...

Darwin had it right.
The origin of feces,
Crawled out of water.

2:37 pm March, 26 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

standing in water
atrocious bathing suits worn
she needs a neck muff

2:41 pm March, 26 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

The best night ever
Standing in a filthy pool
kiss my ass daddy

2:43 pm March, 26 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

I can think of no
greater moment than this one
making wrinkled toes

2:47 pm March, 26 Roscoe P. Scrotestain said...

arm tattoo creeping
fast moving from choad to bleeth
neck muff will fight back

2:55 pm March, 26 End the Haberdouchery said...

Chad's orange short shorts
Draw attention away from
His necrotic arm

2:56 pm March, 26 Justin said...

Ouch, my eyeballs burn
Someone please drop a toaster
In this evil bath

3:10 pm March, 26 Blair said...

PUR would make millions
If they could somehow filter
The Grieco virus

3:13 pm March, 26 Chad Kroeger's Little Balls said...

Orange shorts too loud
For toaster to burn tat boy
Heavy charge might work

3:34 pm March, 26 doucheywallnuts said...

Bodies of women
Topped with heads of ugly men
Get 3 paper bags

4:14 pm March, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Jesse James just called to say that the bleeths need more tats to date me!

4:52 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

^Roscoe 7:41 AM FTW

4:58 pm March, 26 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Junior League meets with
The Jersey Shore convention
Surprises for all.

5:39 pm March, 26 Voulez-vous doucher avec moi? said...

All five asshats here
Each deserve no better fate
Than pee in their butts.

8:51 pm March, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Show last Waldouche post

This skank-o-pot-o-mi pic

Girls, it's your future!

4:21 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Only an uber-
scrolled tatt-armed Waikiki shorts
wank outguns bare babes.

4:25 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

The proper amount
of chlorine to clean this pool
would burn their suits off.

4:30 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

One cannot discern
why such wanks don't wear Speedos
to balance broads' bras.

6:05 am March, 29 Steve L. said...

architectural
swimsuits confuse, but suckle
thighs enlighten all.

6:05 am March, 29 Steve L. said...

how 'bout that, a Sunday haiku for a Friday.

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